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    Analytics Dude Kevin's Avatar
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    I should have stayed in bed this week....
    A brief, incomplete but truthful list of things that have broken since Monday:

    1.) My desktop PC
    2.) My bank account (overdrew it by $23 and was assessed $128 in fees, or a 557% penalty.)
    3.) My inground pool.
    4.) My hot tub.
    5.) My will to LIVE!!!! (j/k)

    /rantoff.

    Next week will be better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin

    Next week will be better.
    That's the right attitude, Kevin!

    Your list is daunting, but things WILL get better. *Big Hugs* to you in the interim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin
    Next week will be better.
    TGIF!!!

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    Analytics Dude Kevin's Avatar
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    The one that frosts me the most is the bank penalty. That account is play money to me, but imagine if someone really only deposited $125 a week, because that's all they made.

    In my case, I made a simple accounting error, thinking I had charged something to my AMEX when I really used my Debit card. I don't carry overdraft protection (or any revolving credit) because we've all seen where that gets us. So, since I had 2 $12 purchases (approved at point of sale mind you), they were each assessed 2 (two!) $32 penalties, or $128.

    In someone else's case, that could amount to wiping out an entire weeks pay over $20.

    The bank I'm with for my play account brags that they didn't accept any TARP money. In my previous email to them I told them I wasn't surprised. They apparently borrowed it from their customers instead.
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    In regards to the overdraft...I heard somewhere that Bank Of America actually wrote a program to calculate the best way to impose the most amount fees per member. I think they decided to cap their NSF's at $400 per day. They are so kind. Not that you bank with BofA, just speaking in general with the large mega banks.

    I actually pulled all my money out of BofA this morning and opened up a checking/savings with a local bank down the road that pays 4% interest on your checking account balance. Our church has banked with them for years and has a real good relationship.

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    That is horrible!
    Enjoy your weekend.
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    Analytics Dude Kevin's Avatar
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    I actually pulled all my money out of BofA this morning and opened up a checking/savings with a local bank down the road that pays 4% interest on your checking account balance. Our church has banked with them for years and has a real good relationship.
    This is a "local bank down the road"...
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    Sorry for the run of bad luck. Love your attitude though.

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    Kevin,

    I think you could write a country song about this.

    If your truck gets stolen or your dog gets run over, you totally have it. I just hope neither of those happens!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MattMcWilliams
    Kevin,

    I think you could write a country song about this.

    If your truck gets stolen or your dog gets run over, you totally have it. I just hope neither of those happens!
    I own neither. So you're "karma safe".
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    Sorry your week has gone like this. Sounds to me like you deserve to have a good weekend filled with relaxation ( ie. fishing )
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    They say those things come in threes. Judging by your list of 4, you still have 2 more to go for the second complete set. Sorry for the positivity. ;-)


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    It is time to go fishing I think!
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    Cheer up Kev! Next week will be better. Plus, NFL starts soon with other major sports to follow shortly thereafter. All is good.
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    Funny... I did stay in bed this week. For the past 3 weeks, in fact.

    Sorry you've been having a rough patch. It seems to be going around. Just hang on tight and it'll all blow over soon.

    After all, we've got football to distract us!
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    Ya me too Kevin, it WAS one of those weeks, however there were as many good things that happened as bad and the good news is the week is over and we get to rest, recoup and mend our little tired selves for a new adverture next week

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin
    A brief, incomplete but truthful list of things that have broken since Monday:

    1.) My desktop PC
    2.) My bank account (overdrew it by $23 and was assessed $128 in fees, or a 557% penalty.)
    3.) My inground pool.
    4.) My hot tub.
    5.) My will to LIVE!!!! (j/k)

    /rantoff.

    Next week will be better.
    If you can afford to have an inground pool, and a hot tub, while living in NY, then what the hell are you complaining about?

    3.) F... the inground pool, go swimming on the Hudson River for free, and save some money...

    4.) F... the hot tub, take a cold water shower, and save some money...

    Now, with the money you saved from not using the broken inground pool, and the broken hot tub, you can then buy a new desktop PC, and also be able to have enough money on the bank, in order to avoid any overdraft penalties...

    And as for your #5 (My will to LIVE), you must remember this......... NY

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    Reordering transactions is also fun and legal (and least in Texas).

    Let's say you have $75 in your account, and in the morning you buy a burrito ($3) a drink ($1.50) and then lunch ($18). Then you use the wrong card that night and buy a full tank of gas ($74).

    The resulting charges will be applied in this order, after the reconcile that night:

    $74
    $18 (overdraft!)
    $3 (overdraft!)
    $1.50 (overdraft!)

    Re-ordered from most to least instead of actual time order, so you get the most overdraft possibles. Nifty. (And other reasons, as I understand it.)

    Although, I will say...I did something on a spare account similar to Kevin, and after asking the bank nicely, they dropped the fee's. Doesn't hurt to ask...surprised me!

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    lol

    My bank here in H-Town, Sterling Bank, got robbed today off of Westheimer.

    They would never charge me an overdraft fee, 'cause if they did, I would drop them like a bad habit.

    BUT, I can totally relate to things going wrong this week.

    One of my Irrigation Vans needs a new radiator and the trans is leaking juice.

    My washing machine stopped draining and had to get a new one.

    Got July's Reliant energy bill -

    Fridge died on the freezer side - gotta get a new one this weekend.

    Dogs chewed a hole in my fence...

    Ran out of WeedEater line half-way through doing the lawn today.

    And my daughter is in a horrible mood because her BF has been working a ton of hours.

    I feel better now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tookings Rick
    Reordering transactions is also fun and legal (and least in Texas).

    Let's say you have $75 in your account, and in the morning you buy a burrito ($3) a drink ($1.50) and then lunch ($18). Then you use the wrong card that night and buy a full tank of gas ($74).

    The resulting charges will be applied in this order, after the reconcile that night:

    $74
    $18 (overdraft!)
    $3 (overdraft!)
    $1.50 (overdraft!)

    Re-ordered from most to least instead of actual time order, so you get the most overdraft possibles. Nifty. (And other reasons, as I understand it.)

    Although, I will say...I did something on a spare account similar to Kevin, and after asking the bank nicely, they dropped the fee's. Doesn't hurt to ask...surprised me!
    That's EXACTLY the kind of crap I'm talking about.... And we're bailing these criminals out....
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    Hey Sal...

    My house was bought for $114k and included a hot tub and inground.... And all of our friends in Boston live closer to NYC than me by a long shot... it's a big state up here too ;p
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    Hey Kev,

    Have I ever taken the time to tell you that I love your site.

    I keep up with it quite frequently actually.

    In my favorites.

    Just took another gander and love the chubby guy in the boat with his fish.

    Reminds me of me. --

    Before I lost 70 pounds -

    Great site!

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    Thanks Jimmy! We'll be out early tomorrow morning with him. Hopefully pics and stories to follow!
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    Geesh Kevin - time for some good stuff to happen! It will, just takes patience to get there and stay sane. :-)
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    Definitely not a fun week for you, hope this week's better

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