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    Country Music Lyrics
    What is your favorite country music lyric?

    Just heard one that made me smile:

    "Last night I gave up smokin, women and drinkin. It was the worst 15 minutes of my life."

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    I enjoy nearly all genres of music - depends on the mood - but can't say I really have a favorite. I recently heard that country song and it, too, made me laugh.
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    So many good ones to choose from....but the latest one that just makes me smile and sing along is called "Toes" by the Zac Brown band.

    My two favorite lines....

    I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
    Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
    Life is good today. Life is good today.

    Gonna lay in the hot sun and roll a big fat one
    And grab my guitar and play




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    Have you heard the song by Brad Paisley called "Ticks"?


    very time you take a sip
    In this smoky atmosphere
    You press that bottle to your lips
    And I wish I was your beer
    An' In the small there of your back
    Your jeans are playing peek-a-boo8
    I'd like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo.

    Hey that gives me an idea
    Let's get out of this bar
    Drive out into the country
    And find a place to park.

    'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
    I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
    And I'd like to check you for ticks.

    I know the perfect little path
    Out in these woods I used to hunt
    Don't worry babe I've got your back
    And I've also got your front
    I'd hate to waste a night like this
    I'll keep you safe you wait and see
    The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there is me.

    You know every guy in here tonight
    Would like to take you home
    But I've got way more class than them
    Babe that ain't what I want.

    'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
    I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
    I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
    And I'd like to check you for ticks.

    An' oooo You never know where one might be
    An' oooo There's lots of places that are hard to reach yeah I been there
    I gotcha.

    I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
    I'd like to kiss you baby way back in the sticks
    I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
    And I'd like to check you for ticks.

    And I'd sure like to check you for ticks...
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    I'm reminded of the old joke that country songwriters are limited to 5 subjects, known as the 5 'in's

    Cheatin'
    Fightin'
    Truckin'
    Drinkin'
    Gamblin'
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    No doubt my favorite is The Perfect Country and Western Song by David Allen Cole:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEo8poVlQrM
    This song has it all.


    Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
    And I went to pick her up in the rain.
    But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
    She got runned over by a damned old train.
    This World is Not My Home
    We're gonna go inside, we're gonna go outside, inside and outside. . . And then we're gonna go go go and we're not gonna stop til we get across that goalline! Quotes from the movie Rudy, 1993

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    From Gone Jackals, not exactly a country band, but this is a country tune...

    The population has greatly decreased
    And now my outlook has greatly increased
    That I may someday get a chance
    To kiss your lips
    I thank the LoooOOOooord each day
    For the apocalypse.

    LOL. The song's called "Chitlins, Whiskey, and Skirt".
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    My favorite;

    David Allen Coe - a-hole song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EksmgTwkxo

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    Classic Rocker Mack's Avatar
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    ooops, forgot to mention that last link I posted might be NSFW or for little ears at home to hear. Might want to use the headphones.

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