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    I Went To A Bookstore And Asked The Saleswoman, 'where's The Self-help Section?' She Said If She Told Me, It Would Defeat The Purpose.
    I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die
    to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there
    isn't and die to find out there is.

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    And this one too
    If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Drown Too?
    I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die
    to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there
    isn't and die to find out there is.

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    Subject: Coded Message
    After the president has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the last president to send a note of congratulations to the new one.

    So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the president was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was:

    370H-SSV-0773H

    This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged. So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it. They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of the Secret Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.

    A special emergency meeting was called by the staff. All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.

    After a sleepless night, a now humbled President picked up the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.

    Bush chuckled and replied: "Dude....You're holding it upside down!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Gottlieb
    If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Drown Too?
    Love it...lol
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    Overheard two ladies at a bus stop: "You want to know how old I am? I'm at the age where I thought *I* was responsible for global warming!"

    I wonder if the men will get that one?? lol

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