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    Talking Haiko said he liked a good roasting
    Well Haiko said he liked a good roasting, (but was probably was thinking about mashed potatoes on the side)....

    Clean off your military grade comedic flame throwers, and roast him... why did he sell?, what’s he going to do with the money? what’s he going to do with all the free time? Photoshop creations...? It’s open comedic season on “de Pole” and he’s not on the endangered species list ... so lock and load people...

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    Oh boy...
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    Haiko's future plans?

    Future Plans? Could he be going the franchise route?
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    I suspect that's not it...
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    Haiko prolly said he wanted to eat a Roast .... or two ...

    Had to sell the site because his chubby ass fingers couldn't type any more .

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    if someone want to merge the two threads thats fine...

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    I don't know if I should spill the beans or not, but here it goes...

    Haiko is going to take a vacation for the next two months, but on January, he will be acquiring the SAS network...





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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sal
    I don't know if I should spill the beans or not, but here it goes...

    Haiko is going to take a vacation for the next two months, but on January, he will be acquiring the SAS network...




    Conspiracy ROOOOOLZ!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sal
    I don't know if I should spill the beans or not, but here it goes...

    Haiko is going to take a vacation for the next two months, but on January, he will be acquiring the SAS network...




    I was actually thinking something along those lines as being his plans, can't see him not being active in a big way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by knight01
    I was actually thinking something along those lines as being his plans, can't see him not being active in a big way.
    Or start his own affiliate network from scratch!

    Why take on the baggage?

    I'd follow him ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RemodelingGuy
    Or start his own affiliate network from scratch!

    Why take on the baggage?
    reading my mind Jimmy.
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    I found out what he is up to:
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    Quote Originally Posted by RemodelingGuy
    Or start his own affiliate network from scratch!

    Why take on the baggage?

    I'd follow him ....
    That actually has been attempted before, TrueTracker

    http://forum.abestweb.com/showthread...ht=truetracker

    http://forum.abestweb.com/showthread...ht=truetracker

    Networks are quite an undertaking.

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    You know, I was just fixing dinner and something hit me. Life is about timing. The timing of the announcement of the sale of ABW may simply be a coincidence but it does coincide with SaS gathering all their big hitters together for Think Tank... perhaps taking ABW to the next level isn't the only thing this was about... just sayin'
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    Okay

    Haiko is a nice guy and all but did you all know his real ambition is to work his way up to assistant fry manager at the local burger joint located just across the street from his crappy apartment.

    Did you notice Haiko never posted "I'm Rich I'm Rich" no he hasn't said a word. That's because he doesn't actually own this place. Todd has owned it ever since Haiko managed to get CJ's board shut down due to his offensive comments and Haiko has just been posting here between burger orders ever since.

    BTW did you know Haiko is actually about 25 different users that we all know and love. That's because Haiko can't stand a conversation that doesn't go anywhere. He asks the question and then comes back later on to answer it under a different name. The worst part is I am not sure if he remembers this or not.

    Oh and what about this quest to make affiliate marketing better? Hmm Did you ever hear of parasite affiliates and other scum sucking cheaters before you heard of Haiko. Could Haiko be the Hero and the Villain all in one just to make ABW popular?

    Okay one last thing before I let this sucker off too easy. Haiko seriously Jeff and the German guy! WTF were you thinking LOL

    I guess this is where I tuck my tail in between my legs and hope this roast isn't taken to seriously but nah shoot I mean bull shoot and horse hockey!

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    Um! Who is next or are you all a bunch of chicken shits?

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    There ya go, Now that's a good start Heyder!!!!

    You know for the life of me I couldn't remember Jeff's name!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CCBerries

    Future Plans? Could he be going the franchise route?
    I think this has some potential, can I have a double Haiko with cheese... no onions, please. Wait, maybe a Big Haiko... hold the toolbars. Yep I like that better.
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    I got hired by AOL as the "standing man" (instead of Running Man )



    come on ... bring it baby
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    Although the AOL gig fits you pretty well --

    Full of hot air ....

    I see you more like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.


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    It's glandular I tell ya!!

    Seriously, that's all ya got? Heyder is right - you are chicken poopie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haiko de Poel, Jr.
    It's glandular I tell ya!!

    Seriously, that's all ya got? Heyder is right - you are chicken poopie.
    Now that you're not the boss anymore, you can't even pick a fight. -

    And I don't want to be judgemental, but did you just say POOPIE?

    WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heyder
    BTW did you know Haiko is actually about 25 different users that we all know and love.
    I don't know about 25, but I always had a feeling that Haiko and Trust#1 may be just one person posting under different accounts...

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    Why did he sell?


    Why did he sell?
    Well as sad as it sounds Haiko has developed an unnatural and disturbing fixation with a certain low rez pharma spam girl. He replies to all of her emails, yet she never responds with anything other than that he needs some cheep Viagra. Eventually the Hobbit hole in which he lives filled with all the products she said he needed, it then sprang a leak and the pills got wet, soaking Haiko in a mix or blue and pink pill goop (sometimes he ordered without his glasses on...).. as a result his breasts are now rounder and firmer than ever and little Haiko Jr. Jr. (who has not seen the light of day in years) is interfering with his typing. Since he can no longer reply to his fantasy pharma girls emails, he has decided to sell it all and try to track her down based on her ever changing IP addresses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sal
    I don't know about 25, but I always had a feeling that Haiko and Trust#1 may be just one person posting under different accounts...
    Trust DOES pull those years old threads out of his butt instantaneously. -

    I'd hate to think how many multi-personalities we have here.

    I'd be a little interested in some of the married couples.

    Jack & Jill... Prolly some divorced guy with his alternate wife personality telling him how wonderful he is...
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