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    The "other" left wing davidh's Avatar
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    Sig Links for sale
    As most new folks here may know by now, coveted signature links are not allowed unless you have 250 posts.

    But don't fret! Here is a special opportunity for quick, satisfying relief from this terrible anxiety.

    For a limited time, I'll post YOUR LINK in MY SIGNATURE for the low, low price of just FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS! Yep, that's right. Just 50k! Everybody knows that the going rate for these precious links is upwards of 75k! But I really need the lunch money. My loss is your gain. So don't delay! This offer is only open for the next 24 hours! Payment by Western Union only, please!
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    I have a better deal. For the first person to PayPal me 50 cents, I can edit in whatever you want into David's sig.

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    The "other" left wing davidh's Avatar
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    Don't listen to him. He uses these lowball "pay by paypal" deals to trick you so he can get his hands on your email address so he can sell it to lead buyers for 50k each. Can you imagine how many spams they'll need to send you to get their 50k's worth? DON'T DO IT! TRUST ME!
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    Thanks for the laugh, boys! Trust, I like your business mentality!

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidh
    Don't listen to him. He uses these lowball "pay by paypal" deals to trick you so he can get his hands on your email address so he can sell it to lead buyers for 50k each. Can you imagine how many spams they'll need to send you to get their 50k's worth? DON'T DO IT! TRUST ME!
    Can't do that.

    No Trust YOU. Other poster = Trust!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trust
    I have a better deal. For the first person to PayPal me 50 cents, I can edit in whatever you want into David's sig.
    As a mod with near God status, how can you possibly put up with all the crap here if you can't abuse your powers every now and then? -

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    I need change. Anyone got two tens for a five?

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    Hello - My name is Otis Fudpucker!

    Here's some of the stuff you can learn from me:

    - Advanced Bridge Selling techniques
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    - How to read Bridge Toll Booth stats and analytics
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    I have the Brooklyn Bridge for sale for only 2 million dollars....

    If you buy it I will teach you how to set up toll booths on either end of it, and in the middle of it, and get people to pay you toll 3 (yes 3 times) for every one time that they cross your bridge....

    I'll teach you how to finance your purchase of my bridge....

    I'll teach you how to advertise that you now own it and what a deal you'll give motorist to use your bridge - and only your bridge - when crossing the river....

    I'll also teach you how to find other bridges across the United States - and foreign countries too - to sell to other suckers....

    If you're interested - e-mail me at:

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    It is not a joke. Some guy in England set himself up at the entrance to a parking lot and charge people money to park. He showed up every day, for 20 years.

    When he disappeared, the office that the parking lot serviced called up the municipality for them to send a new parking lot attendant. The municipality responded that there was no such attendant, and the parking lot is registered as a public one.

    Meanwhile, the "attendant" is now living it up on some Riviera somewhere.

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    The "other" left wing davidh's Avatar
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    Could the mods please do something about these thread trolls who are trying to undermine my business, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by davidh
    Could the mods please do something about these thread trolls who are trying to undermine my business, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trust
    I have a better deal. For the first person to PayPal me 50 cents, I can edit in whatever you want into David's sig.
    Thanx for the belly laughs! This was my abs exercise for today.
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    You guys are too funny and Renee, that's all the exercise I got today too.

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