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    Beachy Bill's Avatar
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    Do you know the difference...
    Q) Do you know the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball?

    A) Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
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    Nice one...poor guy. What am I saying!?

    If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space!!

    Thanks for the humor,


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    Moderator MichaelColey's Avatar
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    Tons of these going around for some reason. I got these today:

    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
    Now he has a hole in one.

    Whatís the difference between a car and a golf ball?
    Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

    Tiger Woods wasnít seriously injured in the crash, but heís still below par.

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
    They went clubbing.

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
    He couldnít decide between a wood and an iron.
    Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

    This is the first time Tigerís ever failed to drive 300 yards.

    After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.

    Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

    Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave heís ever had.
    So Gillette has dropped his contract.

    Apparently, the police asked Tigerís wife how many times she hit him. She said, ďI donít know exactly, but put me down for a 5.Ē

    If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, itís time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.

    Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

    What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

    Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesnít fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.

    Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

    Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tigerís spraying his balls everywhere.

    It turns out that fixing Tigerís game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.

    Why was Tigerís wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

    What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGERíS WIFE MAKES THE CUT

    Given Tigerís racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?

    Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

    Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

    What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.

    First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?

    Tiger Woodís shirt is all red- problem is, thereís no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.

    What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? Theyíve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

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    Lol.. poor Tiger and his ego.

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    Moderator MichaelColey's Avatar
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    At least they're putting on their smiles for the press.

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    Affiliate Manager BlogBonnieBlog's Avatar
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    i'm not even sure what to say to some of these! hate to laugh at his expense but thanks for the laugh.

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