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    Prince of Content Vinny O'Hare's Avatar
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    Cat Watches Browns Games
    A guy walks into a bar wearing a Browns jersey, and carrying a cat that also has a Browns jersey on with a little Browns helmet on his head, too.

    The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Browns game here? My TV is broke and my cat and I always watch the game together".

    The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll
    have to ask you to leave."

    The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the Browns kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.

    The bartender says, Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"

    The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
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    LOL. My Father in law is a Browns fan. Will be pulling this one out at dinner....
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    Prince of Content Vinny O'Hare's Avatar
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    It is probably an old joke but it was new to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinny O'Hare
    It is probably an old joke but it was new to me.
    May be an "older" one but it is still funny. And, what's cool, is that it frequently works for many different teams (and sports).
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