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    At least the women will still need us to cut the grass - US researchers discover artificial sperm

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    Actually, for Mother's day last year I got a Lawn tractor.

    Yep, ya'll are doomed. LOL

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    All born from this "con-cock-tion" would be women.



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by happypoon:
    All born from this "con-cock-tion" would be women.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Better rename that "con-tion" the middle work will be obsolete soon

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    "Any babies born from the process would be female."

    Hmm. Is that a good or bad thing?

    I work in lounge pants

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    It Mows ...You Don't!

    RoboMower electric lawn mowers save you time because the RoboMower is a robotic, electric lawn mower that actually "Mows Your Lawn For You!". RoboMowers save you money because they eliminate buying gas and spending money on tune ups and parts. Do you hate to rake grass clippings? The RoboMower also mulches as it cuts your lawn using three rotating blades. Complete list of RoboMower features.

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    Just to put some salt on that wound!

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    Definitely doomed. No doubt about it, now.

    Mr.Merchant, if you do business in any way what-so-ever with parasites, your products will not be sold on my sites!!

    Farewell, CJ! I loved you when you were young and pure. I will try to remember you that way. Disclaimer: Comments are to be interpreted as opinion unless otherwise noted.

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    Boys the end is near! Soon, the women will realize how utterly useless we are! THERE IS NO HOPE! Lets face it, lawn mowing was the one thing we were all good at! And the rest of you had to disappoint them at the one thing we all enjoyed! Great! Now, they don't even need us for that!

    I'll be at the bar down the block hang out with those limp wrest boys. Hopefully the women will ignore them. Or I'll be totally drunk by the time they find me!

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    [Boys the end is near! Soon, the women will realize how utterly useless we are! ]

    lol! No, men are not useless at at all.
    They can be taught to iron, wash floors, start dishwashers & washing machines, vacuum, make beds and many other mindnumbing but necessary chores

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> All born from this "con-cock-tion" would be women. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Works for me

    I never got my T-Shirt

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    Not to worry, guys. With nothing but women drivers on the road, it's only a matter of time before the entire human race is wiped out in a huge crash!

    But they'll still try to blame the crash on us...even though the male species was extinct at the time!

    Andy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Actually, for Mother's day last year I got a Lawn tractor. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I got a leaf sucker - named it "Monica".

    Ernie

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    LOL - I like that Ernie.

    Men don't despair there are stil some good Women left in this world. For fathers day I got a reversable vaccum cleaner - man does that thing suck! At least when you turn it around it still blows.

    Named it Nova

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    but, but, but...

    Who will kill the spiders????

    All points bulletin!

    One man needed that can kill spiders. Lawn mowing and sperm production are optional, but desired. Non-farters preferred.

    PM with offers.

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    Zoe

    YOU WIN!

    NO ridding of men!

    I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!

    Men kill spiders can not belive I forgot about that one!

    MEN GOOD (SPIDERS BAD)

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    No, no, Spiders are GOOD!

    They kill the other bugs so I don't have to bother!

    Men, on the other hand, don't seem so useful. They always want way too much in exchange for doing some simple task like yard work.

    It's the most wonderful time of the year!~Old Christmas Song

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    With artifical insemination two women (both x chomesomes) can have a baby girl.
    This isn't new.

    Men aren't going anywhere for a while

    The problem is Power.
    It's still a man's world.
    I don't agree with it (I'm all in favor of equality, just hasn't happened yet)

    But who knows?

    Our greatest Glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall ~Confucius

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cursal:
    The problem is Power.
    It's still a man's world.
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    I take it from that comment you're not any good at killing spiders??? It's ok, dear, there are plenty of men that are also afraid of spiders.

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    Alright I'm back in business! I can kill SPIDERS!! I'll stomp them nasty spiders! Got a nice big size 12 right here!

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    As chairwoman of the AntiSpider Defamation League, I take exception to the innuendos that spiders are somehow a lower life form less worthy of respect and less worthy of living than other creatures that crawl upon this planet!!!

    Further, I insist that all defaming antispider posts be removed and the writers of such posts be served with a warning and be expelled if such abominable prejudicial posting persists.

    Mr.Merchant, if you do business in any way what-so-ever with parasites, your products will not be sold on my sites!!

    Farewell, CJ! I loved you when you were young and pure. I will try to remember you that way. Disclaimer: Comments are to be interpreted as opinion unless otherwise noted.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SSanf:
    ...AntiSpider Defamation League...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Did you mean the Spider Anti-Defamation League?

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    It's the old "Is the glass half full or half empty" scenerio.

    When I was young and eligable, us guys had to work our buts off to impress and meet the ladies.

    When my son became eligable It was the women who were doing all the aggressive work.

    Now with my grandson, it seems to have evened out to 50-50. It's anybody's choice.

    Now with a planet over-run by women.. Guys have got it made ... wouldn't yu think?

    As far as spiders... I leave them alone. They can really bite hard if you p*ss them off.

    Cow Patch...

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>No, no, Spiders are GOOD!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yes, they are definitey good. I left up the cobwebs all over the outside of the house last summer and trapped more mosquitoes that I could with spray. Helped in our fight with the W. Nile virus.

    Ernie

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    We have a liberal PC quandry here folks. Assume it's more politically correct to quell the tendency of women to castrate men or whack off their members by forcing men to undergo sex change surgery. Are they willing to share the tax burden expense of making this a world of Amazons? Are they willing to still lobby for gay rights, while forcing the world to accept lesbians as the preferred sexual role model. Are real men to be deligated to just wear the uniform of the "spider patrol" and be forced to retreat back to their bar room shany towns after dark?

    Is the NFL going to be officially re-named to "No Flowers Loosers", since those used to watching it while sucking down beers, only use flowers as a lame excuse to get laid. Will artifically inseminated mothers be PC if the one-off spring male mistakes are referred to as transitional babies. Will the worldwide Prostitute industry revolt and declare war on gay women choose to fight rather then switch?


    So many penetrating questions ...so few answers.

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    Spiders have hairy legs. Men have hairy legs. What makes men better than spiders???

    Mr.Merchant, if you do business in any way what-so-ever with parasites, your products will not be sold on my sites!!

    Farewell, CJ! I loved you when you were young and pure. I will try to remember you that way. Disclaimer: Comments are to be interpreted as opinion unless otherwise noted.

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