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    Great Seinfeld Moments
    My buddy had this as his Gmail status today:

    "Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether"

    So, it made me want to start this thread.

    Favorite Seinfeld quotes and moments?
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    No soup for you!

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    Rebeca de Mornay: "This book has been in the bathroom."
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    A Festivus for the Rest-of-Us
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    Newman! He's pure evil...


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    a few more that quickly come to mind:
    Susan's father quoting his father on his deathbed: "Cherish the Cabin"
    Susan's father "My Letters!"
    Cuban consulate officer: "I like ..... that jacket"

    In the aftermath of the first Simpson trial - one of my favorite scenes: Sue Ellen Mishke (the braless O Henry candy heiress) Courtroom scene:
    Stan the caddy tells Kramer to have his lawyer Jackie Chiles ask Sue Ellen to try on the bra. It doesn't fit, and Jackie says (something like): "I've been practicing law for 25 years and you're listening to a caddy! She put it on over a leotard, of course a bra's not going to fit over a leotard. A bra has to fit against a person's skin, like a glove."
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    Like a glove.
    With the 2 second comedic pause ahead of it... LOL

    Trivia: What was Jackie's favorite Doctor that he used to refer Kramer to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin
    Trivia: What was Jackie's favorite Doctor that he used to refer Kramer to?
    Dr. Bison.

    Trivia 2: Kramer and Newman started driving to what state, to return a post office van full of empty bottles and cans, on Mother's Day?
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    Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
    Please leave a message at the beep!
    I must be out or I'd pick up the phone.
    Where could I be?
    Believe it or not, I'm not home!

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    The Michigan Bottle Run!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin
    The Michigan Bottle Run!


    #3 - What was different about "the Executive"?


    [Another great line: "Yada, Yada Yada, I'm really tired today."]
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    "No... I mentioned the bisque...."

    The executive had no belt

    #4: Who lived in Jerry's apartment before Jerry did?
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    One of my favorites ever was the time George was eavesdropping in the restaurant when Jerry was confronting the guy over stealing the statue from his apartment. George keeps mumbling insults towards the guy (and even Jerry: "Wuss!" when he won't get to the point)..but finally George can stand it no longer and he jumps up and accuses the guy of theft.

    Guy says, "you're really starting to annoy me!"

    George, suddenly sheepish, replies, "well..that was always bound to happen..."


    BRILLIANT!

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    George's answering machine FTW!

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    Excellent... And I see trivia question #4 remains unanswered....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Rubacky
    George's answering machine FTW!
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    "Believe it or not George isn't at home...."
    Priceless!

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    This yogurt isn't just good.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin
    #4: Who lived in Jerry's apartment before Jerry did?
    The guy from Mad About You... Paul Buckman?
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    Well done, Knight. You're up.
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    ROFL. I say that every time someone walks into my house....
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