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    Once upon a time...
    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

    The Princess said, "NO!"

    And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The end
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill
    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

    The Princess said, "NO!"

    And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The end
    How's that couch sleeping Bill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill
    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

    The Princess said, "NO!"

    And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The end
    Thanks for sharing this Bill
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    Quote Originally Posted by RemodelingGuy
    How's that couch sleeping Bill?
    Shhhhh...the better half didn't see it yet - and tomorrow I'm heading to the beach for two days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill
    Shhhhh...the better half didn't see it yet - and tomorrow I'm heading to the beach for two days.
    JILL!!!

    I was thinking about your business partner, not your wife!

    I had to look up the correct spelling for " male chauven...." , however they speeel it.

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    LOL - sad but so true for so many men.

    Meanwhile, as we ladies already went off about in another similar thread, there are a lot of pluses in having a woman by a man's side that have the potential to mean a lot more than all of the above. Guess it depends on the man's priorities and maturity. ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    LOL - sad but so true for so many men.

    Meanwhile, as we ladies already went off about in another similar thread, there are a lot of pluses in having a woman by a man's side that have the potential to mean a lot more than all of the above. Guess it depends on the man's priorities and maturity. ;-)
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    You forgot about the part where he does his own laundry, cleans the bathroom, does the grocery shopping, remembers all the birthdays/anniverserys in the (HIS) family, organizes all the (HIS) family get togethers and cooks all the meals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowCooker
    You forgot about the part where he does his own laundry, cleans the bathroom, does the grocery shopping, remembers all the birthdays/anniverserys in the (HIS) family, organizes all the (HIS) family get togethers and cooks all the meals.
    Or more accurately... wears clothes until they're unwearable; washes them all together (they all become the same color and match easier that way); moves once a year so he doesn't have to clean; has a fridge full of condiments, beverages and takeout containers; doesn't worry about birthdays and anniversaries; goes to family get togethers if he remembers; and eats out all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill
    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

    The Princess said, "NO!"

    And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The end
    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelColey
    Or more accurately... wears clothes until they're unwearable; washes them all together (they all become the same color and match easier that way); moves once a year so he doesn't have to clean; has a fridge full of condiments, beverages and takeout containers; doesn't worry about birthdays and anniversaries; goes to family get togethers if he remembers; and eats out all the time.
    I wonder how the two of you got access to that personal info, because I have never posted my previous life online.

    But don't worry , I would not be sending the guards...

    Because I am busy at the moment , and I am no longer that Prince!





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