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    Andy Rooney on Women over 50
    Good read

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    As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

    If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

    Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have t o confess your sins to a woman over 50.

    Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

    Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage..Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

    Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
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    OK, ya got me back for the last one I posted.

    Actually, a very good read. Andy Rooney is funny, to the point, and can successfully create an entire narrative out of an assortment of quips. Thanks for posting it.
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    lolzzzzz.......too good. Totally impressed with what ever is written here.

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    Beautiful! And I'm not saying that just because I'm 50+.

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    That was a total hoot!!! For a bird that is closing in on 50 sooner than I care to admit, I really love the "why buy the pig..." I will definitely use that one again with all of my BFs.

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    Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
    What is it with women over 50 and sex? It seems that they think that a man is a machine and can go for ever and ever! It's me now that has a head ache and not in the mood!
    My wife watches sex and the city and gets all turned on! Then she wants me to perform! My how things change as you grow old

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    I am soooo not commenting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinny O'Hare
    I am soooo not commenting
    Ya better not...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhea
    Beautiful! And I'm not saying that just because I'm 50+.
    What Rhea said!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mailman
    What is it with women over 50 and sex? It seems that they think that a man is a machine and can go for ever and ever! It's me now that has a head ache and not in the mood!
    My wife watches sex and the city and gets all turned on! Then she wants me to perform! My how things change as you grow old
    Mainly, 50+ women no longer worry about getting pregnant! But truly a question to ask the Big Man Upstairs about why women & men are so out of sync in this area.
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    lol! this post is right and wrong in the same time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinny O'Hare
    I am soooo not commenting

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    Quote Originally Posted by mailman
    Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
    What is it with women over 50 and sex? It seems that they think that a man is a machine and can go for ever and ever! It's me now that has a head ache and not in the mood!
    My wife watches sex and the city and gets all turned on! Then she wants me to perform! My how things change as you grow old
    I missed all this fun stuff.... lololol and an extra loud LOL to Vinny for keeping his mouth shut

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    Quote Originally Posted by loxly
    Yes, I *am* a cougar..... Not sayin' anything else......
    Deb...after that, you don't have to!
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