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    how do i get traffic to my scammy ebook site
    How do i get traffic to my site i finally built my site where do i go to get traffic?

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    I don't think you'll get much with that site in your profile. I bet there are a million out there just like it. Sorry.

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    I also doubt if you'll get much traffic. You need to sell some real products instead of that junk.

    Your site reminds me of this: http://www.buymystupidebook.com/

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    Isn't traffic generation covered in the ebook that you are selling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sam_park
    Isn't traffic generation covered in the ebook that you are selling.
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurgerBoy
    LOL
    Ditto - Killer response sam .... -

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    andrew28000 - superCool just bought the ebook and when he gets to the "how do i get traffic to my site" chapter he'll answer your question

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    LOL - a classic. An eBook claiming to make almost six figures a month, yet he comes here asking how to get traffic.

    Moderator Note: I removed the homepage from his profile. Anyone who wants a laugh can find it here: workathome101.org
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    Quote Originally Posted by superCool
    andrew28000 - superCool just bought the ebook and when he gets to the "how do i get traffic to my site" chapter he'll answer your question
    You're so good and helpful with answering newbies questions here.

    Keep up the good work superCool!

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrew28000
    where do i go to get traffic?
    You get it from the traffic store, naturally. You walk in, pay for a bunch of traffic (traffic is sold in bunches, like broccoli), then you take it home and stick it in your computer's DVD drive. Once you've done that, sit back and watch the millions roll in, because you'll be rollin' in it, baby!

    If you don't have a traffic store nearby, you can probably order some on Amazon; just make sure you order enough to get the free shipping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by andrew28000
    How do i get traffic to my site i finally built my site where do i go to get traffic?
    First, you order some "detour" signs from my detour sign affiliate site. PM me for the link. Then, you set the detour signs up strategically about town such that all the traffic is routed towards your website.

    No need to thank me. Enjoy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by andrew28000
    How do i get traffic to my site i finally built my site where do i go to get traffic?
    Hmmm, didn't you just "copy & paste" your site? I don't see anything about having to generate traffic. Who needs traffic when all you have to do is copy 'n pr*fit?

    The owners even write:
    "We joke around saying one can use "" without needing any brain cells or intelligence. We laugh even harder because it's practically true since one just needs to know how to COPY."

    Yes, they are laughing very hard...all the way to the bank...not you, Andrew.
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    You need Slimeware Corporation's Dynamic Diversion™.

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    Go to the pet store and buy a female traffic and a male traffic.

    When a mama traffic and a papa traffic fall in love they naturally want to make lots of baby traffics. The papa traffic puts his traffic signal in the mama traffic's four-way and then nine months later they're blessed with a litter of little traffics. Of course you have to wait 10 or so years for the baby traffics to grow up and strike out on their own but this game is all about patience, so hang in there!

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    Best sarcastic reply of the thread
    Quote Originally Posted by Rhea
    Go to the pet store and buy a female traffic and a male traffic...
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    Keep all these suggestions coming in. I'm thinking about writing an ebook about generating traffic.

    I still liked Sam's reply the best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelColey
    Keep all these suggestions coming in. I'm thinking about writing an ebook about generating traffic.

    I still liked Sam's reply the best.
    I, too, like Sam's reply. In fact I had started a response and then did not post it. Because you are working on a new eBook I'll now post it below.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sam_park
    Isn't traffic generation covered in the ebook that you are selling.
    Looks like it should be there. Here's a quote from your own site:
    Act now and get a must-have bonus worth $379.00:

    These videos will show you how to supercharge your existing business
    and double your income in days.... and most importantly 2 secrets on how to become INVINCIBLE towards competition forever.
    You don't even have to read anything - just watch the videos. AND if you go all the way to the bottom of the page you can get a real "deal" - Only $77 for the next few orders. Hurry!

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    All kidding aside. If you are selling something like that shouldn't it really work? If it doesn't - then why would you be trying to sell it?
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    "double your income in days"

    It's easy to double $0. I'm not sure why it would take "days" to do it, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelColey
    "double your income in days"

    It's easy to double $0. I'm not sure why it would take "days" to do it, though.
    It's the compounding thing Michael. If you could double your income every day, by the end of the week it would be all the way up to $0

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    Whoa.. wait a second. That ebook will show me how to be INVINCIBLE? Well now, that's something very valuable I can use... especially in Yahoo Pro Football Pickem next year and in online gaming! Sign me up! (Pssst... don't let Trust or Kevin know about this. I have no idea what will happen if we're all invincible in Pro Pickem. Yahoo might explode.)
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    I just love that word .......

    INVINCIBLE!!

    Just makes me want to flex up, grunt and jump in front of of mirror ..

    Screaming at the top of my voice....

    I AM INVINCIBLE!

    Man, that ebook is good!

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    Damn it! I went ahead and ordered it before I realized it said INVINCIBLE not INVISIBLE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rematt
    Damn it! I went ahead and ordered it before I realized it said INVINCIBLE not INVISIBLE.

    -rematt
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    Don't we have some sort of award for posts like the original post of this thread? If so, this one should be in the running.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rematt
    Damn it! I went ahead and ordered it before I realized it said INVINCIBLE not INVISIBLE.
    LMBO...**gasping for air**... this thread makes my day!
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