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    ABW Ambassador JoyUnltd's Avatar
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    January 19th, 2005
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    The Letter
    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

    Dear Dad:

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

    But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

    In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
    Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

    Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Your Son John

    PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a bad report card. It's in my center desk drawer.

    I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home...
    Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain. -Wizardress of Oz

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    November 20th, 2005
    Yup - that one's been around a long while. It was copied and re-copied. I know - I wrote it back in 1962 when I was 15 1/2 - and my Dad had it published so he could get bail money for my Mom when she was caught brokering that MaryJane for Coke deal.

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    Affiliate Manager Veena krishnappa's Avatar
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    hahahahah......... niceone. I had got a similar mail but it was a father -daughter version.
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    ABW Ambassador JoyUnltd's Avatar
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    Oops! As I don't have children, didn't know this was an "oldie." I remember my 'lil bro in elementary school doing a very botched job of "upgrading" his report card and swearing by all that was holy that his teacher made a mistake and "corrected" his report card.
    Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain. -Wizardress of Oz

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    That was funny. I can see my DD pulling something like that.

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