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    Fabulous... laughed out loud & nearly choked on my sandwich..

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    She got somebody else too? When will it ever end
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    Thanks for the chuckle!

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    I wonder who will be the first guy to pipe in "Hey, that's my ex-wife!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by beachcom
    I wonder who will be the first guy to pipe in "Hey, that's my ex-wife!"
    He is the one selling off the wedding dress...

    Here are his loving words about her..


    Exactly how did I come into possession of such a valuable item, you might ask? Well, I must admitÖ my heart, mind and senses were weak. I was young. I was innocent. AndÖ unfortunately I was a bit inebriated when I came across The Devilís Nursemaid, seated alone on a barstool. And, once The Devilís Nursemaid took human form, she used all the tricks and deceptions taught to her by Lucifer himself to charm me into marrying her. Soon after our wedding, she began to show bits of her true self, and I continued to deny even to myself that I had married something so truly wicked and evil. Others had seen glimpses of her dark self, and had confided in me that I might have made a fatal mistake. I must tell you, though. Admitting youíve done something so horribly wrong is difficult to do. I told my friends they were crazy, shook my head in disbelief and began to drink heavily, because deep down, I knew they were right. I quickly discovered that The Devilís Nursemaid was able to project a beautiful exterior to all humans, but she was unable to hide the fact that she had no soul.



    Once her evil deeds had been done, The Devilís Nursemaid disappeared and left her bridal dress behind. After she returned to her true, horrible form, there was no need for an earthly possession such as a wedding dress. Her work here had been completed. She had ruined the lives of countless mortal souls, all for the sake of her own vile glory.


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    LOL That is hilarious! My friend and I are dying laughing over that!
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    That's terrific! Especial because there are pictures of two different dresses. I wonder which one you get?

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    That was a great break in the day. Sounds like she left him.

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    6 bids now and it is up to $25.

    He would get the sweetest revenge if the dress sold for a nice amount.

    His username "thesoulshestole" -- yeah I'd say that she left him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beachcom
    I wonder who will be the first guy to pipe in "Hey, that's my ex-wife!"
    Definitely not mine (many of you know Mrs. Beachy) - but I have a close friend whose ex could be a runner up for that description.
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