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    The "Talking Clock"
    Just received this in an email. It actually made me laugh and, because of that, I thought I should share...

    After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a large brass gong and a mallet.

    “What's up with the big brass gong?” one of his guests asked.

    “It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,” the drunk replied.

    “A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.

    “Yup,” replied the drunk.

    “How's it work?” the friend asked, squinting at it.

    “Watch,” the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

    The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

    Suddenly someone on the other side of the wall screamed ...

    “You Idiot! It's three-fifteen in the morning!”

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    lol

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    Thanks Bill. Always enjoy a good joke to break up the day.

    John

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    LOVE IT!! Just read it to my wife, she started giggling just before I read the punch line. She'd figured out where it was going -- and still laughed and loved it.

    Nice one.
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    Very funny! Thanks!
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    LOL LOL LOL!
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    That was cute!!

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