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    Hilarious Review of Our Guitar Course
    This is from one of those content generation translator site thingies that had us rolling in the office today:

    They accept won several celebrated awards for their training and assignment quality. This is a complete guitar advance advised and accomplished to you buy the acclimatized guitarist and babysitter Steve Krenz which can yield you from a absolute abecedarian, myeasypayment, to a acclimatized guitarist boring and steadily continued over a aeon of 2 years. I accept been arena guitar for over a decade now and I would acerb acclaim to apprentice guitar boring and steadily, and no agreeable apparatus can be abstruse in haste.
    Steve said he is adding that to his business cards from now on.
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    Love It!

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    I'm sure it costs more than a babysitter

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    Dang, that "reads" about as well as I "play."

    Maybe I should consider the real course for myself - to help occupy all my spare time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill
    Dang, that "reads" about as well as I "play."

    Maybe I should consider the real course for myself - to help occupy all my spare time.
    +1

    Hurt my brain....

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    to a acclimatized guitarist boring and steadily continued over a aeon of 2 years.
    They've been making fun of me like that at the guitar forums for years, and now here? When will it ever end!
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    I think they let the 'translator' run all day, then turned it off and let a monkey pick words out of a hat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by simcat
    I think they let the 'translator' run all day, then turned it off and let a monkey pick words out of a hat!

    That IS funny...

    Great laught at 1:30 in the morning...

    Now I have pictures in my head of monkeys playing around a hat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by simcat
    I think they let the 'translator' run all day, then turned it off and let a monkey pick words out of a hat!
    ROFL!

    I tend to agree.

    Thanks to Google Alerts I get some of the funniest websites mentioning our courses, but this one took the cake.
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    yes, but can you put it to music?
    What rhymes with acclimatized?
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    Off the top of my head...no perfect rhymes technically (I looked it up LOL)

    But there are all the "-ize" words that sort of rhyme.

    So is it like "orange?"
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    and no agreeable apparatus can be abstruse in haste
    Funny. I remember my dad saying that in the 80s.
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