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    Troll Killer and best Snooper!
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    Okay, so it's cold out and I don't feel like making links and I'm bored. Wanna make something of it?

    I've been wondering what might make a good tag line for affiliate marketing. So far I haven't come up with anything very good, so I'm counting on you guys to be more inventive. Put on your Madison Avenue hats and get busy!

    "Affiliate marketing...it's not a career it's an adventure!"

    "Affiliate marketers do it in their jammies."

    "Affiliate marketing...a page a day keeps the j*b away."

    Are you up to the challenge?

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    I like the third one

    Hey- we need to go get that coffee or whatever soon!
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    Affiliate marketing...Even your granny can do it in her jammies

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    Affiliate Marketing ...... Stay away from it, it's mine!
    Gift Shopping Zone Affiliate Program on SAS - 10% per sale with unlimited cookie duration, over 10,000 products.

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    Affiliate marketing...Earn (and spend) tons of money Christmas time...Cry in April when you have no money left to pay your taxes because Google you in the

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    affiliate marketing - look ma, no pants!
    affiliate marketing - you do WHAT for a living?
    affiliate marketing - show me the money
    affiliate marketing - i got you commission hanging
    affiliate marketing - the real secret sauce

    BTW, if you have fun doing this, try the Naked Zombie Slogan of the Moment http://www.nakedzombie.com/contentpages/slogan.html

    You might even find your slogan on a label...ohhhh, ahhhhh.

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    Troll Killer and best Snooper!
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    Ack! Liz, I am so bad, so bad, so bad.

    Ummm...I've been busy?

    I'm gonna send you an email. :sigh: Thanks for the reminder.

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    affiliate marketing - code until your head hurts

    If we get any overall agreement here, we (Naked Zombie) will take a whack at an official t-shirt design.

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    Affiliate Marketing - FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!
    ...think Braveheart

    Affiliate Marketing - Set your sites high
    ...pun inteneded

    Affiliate Marketing - All your commission are belong to us
    ...for parasites
    (from Zero Wing for those who don't know)
    Hi, I'm a signature.

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    Affiliate Marketing

    Time .. Freedom ..& Income ... Thanks Affiliate Marketing!

    Cheers,

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    Mostly I am finding this thread to be very encouraging!

    slogans like "work in jammies" " even your granny can do it"

    makes me want to be an affiliate!

    -L

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    Affiliate Marketing - I wish I made as much as you people do

    Jason

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    This one is TM'ed, don't make me sue you.

    I work in lounge pants

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"Affiliate marketers do it in their jammies <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    This is my fave !! This has been my goal

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    How about a theme song sung to the Spongebob Squarepants tune?

    Oh... who works for a living wearing 'jammies?
    Affiliate Marketers!
    All happy and smiling, no boss has me.
    Affiliate Marketers!

    Affiliate Marketers!
    Affiliate Marketers!
    Affiliate... Marketers....!

    I believe the tune is actually longer, but I don't remember how it goes. Anyone who knows the entire Spongebob theme, feel free to modify the above accordingly.
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    If we are looking for a theme song, I always sing that song "We're not gonna take it anymore" by Twisted Sister (whom I will be seeing the 2nd year in a row at http://rock-fest.com/schedule_frame.html):

    We're not gonna take it
    No we ain't gonna take it
    We're not gonna take it anymore

    We've got the right to choose
    And there ain't no way we'll lose it
    This is our life, this is our song
    We'll fight the powers that be just
    don't pick our destiny cause
    You don't know us, you don't belong

    We're not gonna take it
    No we ain't gonna take it
    We're not gonna take it anymore

    Oh you're so condescending
    Your gall is never ending
    We don't want nothin'
    Not a thing from you
    Your life is trite and jaded
    Boring and confiscated
    If that's your best
    Your best won't do

    Oh, oh we're right, yeah
    We're free, yeah, we'll fight yeah
    You'll see, yeah

    We're not gonna take it
    No we ain't gonna take it
    We're not gonna take it anymore
    No way

    Oh, oh we're right, yeah
    We're free, yeah, we'll fight yeah
    You'll see, yeah
    (repeat chorus)

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    affiliate marketing: your clicks | my income!

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    Affiliate Marketing :: Duh!
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    I really liked the idea of a tagline for affiliate marketing so let's have a contest.

    Firstly, Rhea gets a Beware Parasiteware T-shirt or 11oz Coffee mug for the suggestion (PM me size and addy).

    Secondly, members should post their suggestions in this thread until June 4th then I'll select the five best ones (IMO) and then create a thread for us all to vote on.

    The winner will receive a Microsoft Wireless Desktop Elite with Tilt Wheel Mouse



    and the second runner up will receive a Beware ParasiteWare T-shirt


    or mug (their Choice)


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    Please note that I will place the text of the winning entry onto ABW promotional items (that we'll give away) so please try to ensure that your entry doesn't conflict with other trademarks or copyrights. In the event of a TM or (c) conflict the runner up's entry will be used and will be given the first prize. If a winning member doesn't want to receive the prize(s) then they can have the dollar equivalent of the prize paypaled to them or donated to a charity of their choosing. No purchase necessary, for complete rules please send a S.A.S.E to: This little disclaimer statement is getting out of hand, 100 cups of coffee a day Lane, New York, NY 10011.
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    My top ten lines:
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    1- AM: It's no longer Before noon, now it's 24/7 Affiliate Marketing.

    2- Affiliate Marketing: Once you get your first check, you'll never quit.

    3- AM: It's no longer amplitude modulation, It's Affiliate Marketing.

    4- Affiliate Marketing = Independence.

    5- Affiliate marketers have no bosses.

    6- Affiliate marketers do it with a mouse.

    7- Affiliate marketers make money while they sleep.

    8- Take your offer and shove it, I am an Affiliate marketer.

    9- I quitted my job and bought a laptop, with affiliate marketing I will reach the top.

    10- I have nothing to say, but affiliate marketing it's the only way.

    Sal.

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    Affiliate Marketing: You Make How Much?! WOW!!!!


    Affiliate Marketing: Do it with the Lights On, Do it with the Lights off, it makes no difference, just Do it and Do it with all you've got!

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    Affiliate Marketing: It's getting tougher by the day.

    Affiliate Marketing: Don't get into it, there's too much competition already.

    Affiliate Marketing: Welcome to your worst Nightmare!
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    Affiliate Marketing? I sold 15 affiliates before breakfast already!

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    Affiliate Marketing - Where it's your job to avoid employment
    Hatred stirs up strife, But love covers all transgressions.

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    Affiliate Marketing--where paradise and purgatory await (Knocked off from Lufia II's Markao "Casino")

    Okay now for some non-TM'd entries.

    Affiliate Marketing: Where it looks like you do nothing all day, yet you don't go broke.

    Affiliate Marketing: Legal, non-treasury-sponsored money printing.

    Affiliate Marketing: SUURRRRE it's work...

    Affiliate Marketing: Providing a mystery for neighbors to wonder about.

    Affiliate Marketing: Keeping the Google Algo people employed since 1999.

    And,

    Affiliate Marketing: OMG how did the weeds get so high? I've only been inside for 2 months!
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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