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Thread: Betty Mills: $500 Prize Money SHED Contest !!

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    Betty Mills: $500 Prize Money SHED Contest !!
    Attention all Affiliates !!

    We just got $500 prize money for a Betty Mills Sheds spring promotion !

    Two Contests:

    Contest #1

    $250.00 Cash Prize: Most Shed Revenue.

    • Start Date: Wednesday March 24th 2010
    • End Date: Friday April 30, 2010
    • Revenue includes all sheds, kits, floor foundations, deck boxes and shed lights.


    Rules:

    The Affiliate with the highest revenue gets an added $250.00 to their affiliate check.



    Contest #2
    $250.00 Cash Prize: Shed Limerick Contest

    • Start Date: Wednesday March 24th 2010
    • End Date: Friday April 16th, 2010


    Rules:

    • You must be a current affiliate. If you are not an affiliate, sign up here.


    • Limerick must not have any profanity


    • Must use the word Shed, Sheds, or at least one name from one of our qualifying shed manufacturers (list below).


    • Limerick must be posted on this contest thread.


    • You must put your affiliate ID at the end of your limerick. Example: CD1 (that way we know who you are) If this is a problem, please send us a PM after you post your Limerick, and include your Limerick and your affiliate ID.


    • Best Limerick as determined by Betty Mills Wins the $250 cash prize.


    Qualifying Manufacturers



    Wikipedia definition of Limerick


    GOOD LUCK TO ALL !

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    You need this link for the limerick

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

    Your link is for the town of Limerick

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    Ok,

    I'll start the limerick festivities.

    There once was a shed light from Gama Sonic,
    Which during evenings would drink gin and tonic,
    When he drank his gin,
    He preferred the lights dim,
    Now isn’t that quite ironic ?




    .....of course, mine doesn't count towards the contest.


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    There Once was a Shed by Duramax,
    Shipped by Cargo Across Train Tracks,
    Withstood Harsh Winter Storm,
    and Summer Forlorn,
    And Delivered Without Any Cracks.
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    Are we limited to one limerick entry?

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    I'm not a Betty Mills affiliate, but I couldn't resist:

    I just bought a shed made by Arrow,
    I wanted to store my wheelbarrow,
    It needed to hide,
    So I put it inside,
    And now I sing like a sparrow.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2busy View Post
    Are we limited to one limerick entry?
    Good question. I would say no, lets make it unlimited. Therefore if you enter a Limerick and you think someone has got you smoked, you can up the ante with a new and improved Limerick.

    That should make it a bit more eventful.
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    OK, then we'll start with:
    There was a young man from Nantucket
    Who kept all his gear in a bucket
    But then he got kayaks
    And a new shed from DuraMax
    To hold all the stuff from his bucket.

    Now you know why I wanted to know if we were limited to just one

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    Ha ! good one !

    Keep em coming !
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    I'll play .

    Have you ever gone off to bed,
    thoughts of storage woes filling your head?
    With a house full of clutter
    from basement to gutter -
    Perhaps what you need is a SHED!


    (CD1825)
    Last edited by maregee; March 26th, 2010 at 09:10 AM.

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    maregee - good one !
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    An Insta-Garage by Rhino Shelter,
    Cost More Than an Alka Seltzer,
    Yet if you want your Wheels Dry,
    An Organized Like Apple Pie,
    Get one today, and Avoid Helter Skelter.
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    Wanted: Limerick linguists for $250 Betty Mills Contest...
    Contest Ends April 16th.

    Put on your Linguist hats !

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    There once was a gardener who said:
    "I have no need for a shed."
    His tools fell to rot
    Because he did not,
    Now he has to replace them instead!

    CD2746

    A modest offering.

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    oooh... very nice !!
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    A lawnmower once new and pristine
    Cost it's owner a bucket of green
    But now it is dead
    For lack of a shed
    For keeping it rust free and clean.

    CD2746

    Another small offering.

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    Self storage was eating my money.
    This was not pleasant or funny.
    I decided instead
    To by a new shed
    Now my outlook is happy and sunny!

    CD2746

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    Three great limericks that are going to be hard to beat ! Nice job xringpress...

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    correction
    Quote Originally Posted by xringpress View Post
    Self storage was eating my money.
    This was not pleasant or funny.
    I decided instead
    To by a new shed
    Now my outlook is happy and sunny!

    CD2746
    should be:

    Self storage was eating my money.
    This was not pleasant or funny.
    I decided instead
    To buy a new shed
    Now my outlook is happy and sunny!

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    There once was a snowstorm in Washington
    That made going to work no fun

    But the real news it seems
    Was the wrecked shed on people's green's

    I'll be replacing when my website is done

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    Very nice, and beyond!

    Please include your CD#.

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    Limerick Contest Ends This Coming Friday April 16th.

    You gotta be in it, to win it !

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    Here I go :

    Lots of sheds destroyed by Yeti,
    Can be replaced only at Betty,
    Choose a Duramax or Arrow shed
    Easier to assembly than a sofa bed,
    When you're done throw your confetti.


    CD1743


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    There was a young man from 'The Hills'
    Who had trouble paying all his bills
    He hated his bed
    So he slept in his shed
    The one bought from the great 'Betty Mills'

    CD98

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