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    Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles

    Word is he'll be serving the entire sentence since he doesn't have the balls to appeal.

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    See even England has yer hillybilly type folks
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    Man, I was hoping that was my Ex-husband! But I couldn't be so lucky.

    Found out he took a lien out against my house and used the money for fertility treatments with his new wife.

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    An ex-girlfriend of mine was a nurse. One of her patients was mentally disturbed and chopped his testicles off and cooked them "to see what they tasted like".

    He only phoned for an ambulance when he noticed he was bleeding.

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    LOL! And the Darwin award goes to....
    Lead, Follow or Get Out of the Way!

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    He doesn't qualify. He's still in the gene pool!!!

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    Jail? I think shooting of his testicles is punishment enough.

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    What punishment has he had Trust?

    "no brain no pain" eh?
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bob95603:
    He doesn't qualify. He's still in the gene pool!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Not without testicles he isn't.

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    You're right. But then wouldn't he be in the Eunuch Pool? Or maybe he can just cross-dress now without feeling too guilty about it!

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    15 bottles of beer on the wall. And to think you have to get it all out of you too. Too painful to think about.
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    Kinda reminds me of the Polish guy who chopped off his own head to impress his friends:

    http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html
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    15 pints, english pints, surprised the guy made it back to the pub, typical yorkshire.

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    It turns out that the story isn't entirely accurate...

    http://www.sheffieldtoday.net/ViewAr...ticleID=822214
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    Just followed Dynamoo's link and at the bottom of the page is an AdSense public service ad:

    "Support UCP today, and make a difference in the lives of people with disabilities"


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    LOL. Should say "....lives of people with the BIG disability"!

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    Great stuff guys! Obviously the Polish guy decided to cut off his least used appendage!

    The other story reminds me of a guy that I knew in high school who lost a testicle in a skiing accident. Before the accident we called him "Spanky" and after the accident we called him "Uno"!

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    Perhaps this guy should rename himself Ivor Bolokov or something
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