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    Internet/Marketing Terms for Pregnancy/Giving Birth?
    Since Carolyn (CTank) was amused that I referred to our upcoming baby's birth as "downloading the baby" I asked in this thread if there were any other internet related terms that could refer to a baby being born?

    Anyone up for a fun thread trying to come up with some terms?
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    New Program Launch?
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    Nice Michael
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    You wife is hosting the baby and it's currently above the fold. When is the sub-domain due? Make sure she eats lots of cookies. When the data transfer happens, will you be liveblogging? Make sure you have exclusivity on that feed. I'm guessing right now the baby is only a favicon. Remember when it's time, feed your wife lots of pasta. It worked for my two, they like the incentive package of a heavy meal before submission to the world. We all wish the best on the navigation and that everyone is healthy afterward. Be prepared for sticker shock over the next few months when you empty your shopping cart. When the baby is born, it will be a banner day. We'll all screem Yahoo when we google the first picture you upload.
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    Version 1 release date...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelColey View Post
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    Oh man...LMAO! Ahaahaahaha!!!

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    Great, WOW! I got nothing else. That is hilarious!

    So an ultrasound is kind of like heatmap testing right?
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    Hmmm the "I" being?

    Wait, don't answer that!
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    This thread amuses the heck out of me! Well done, and thanks for the laughs on a Tuesday commute!
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    Awesome replies!! Thx for the chuckle - Matt good idea for the thread and congrats on the coming "launch" of your new "program!"

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    Parasite? ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne View Post
    Parasite? ;-)
    Ouch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne View Post
    Parasite? ;-)
    QFT

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    Our baby will be cobranded.
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    Matt 2.0 (or Tara 2.0)
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    adding a subdomain?

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    will the .htaccess file have a 301 redirect when url changes?

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    We still haven't decided on the anchor text if it's a boy, but we have picked out the anchor text if it's a girl.
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    If we have twins, is that considered duplicate content?
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    We still haven't decided on the anchor text if it's a boy
    Defaults to Matt v.2.0 doesn't it?

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    Is a fetus kind of like an iframe?

    New Birth Certificate Idea:

    <iframe src="matt and tara" height="20" weight="9"></iframe>
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