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    Talking Stupid Orders
    I've decided to keep a running thread on very large affiliate orders that make me laugh from Stupid.com.

    At 6:25pm, someone ordered 24 Butt/Face Soaps. I can't make this stuff up.

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    That's great, Greg. Made me laugh out loud. Seriously!!!

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    awesome!! superCool needs him some o that

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    I have a son who is borderline OCD and has an obsession with cleanliness that this would be perfect for

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladidah View Post
    I have a son who is borderline OCD and has an obsession with cleanliness that this would be perfect for
    That is hilarious...We have one of those too. Now I think I need 4 more stocking stuffers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladidah View Post
    I have a son who is borderline OCD and has an obsession with cleanliness that this would be perfect for
    (Not meaning to mock anyone who has the actual disorder, but...)

    Our daugther has CDO. It's kind of like OCD, except the letters are alphabetized like they're supposed to be.
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    Greg you should send some of those out to us affiliates to help us keep our noses clean.
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    Stupid.com is one of my favorite places to shop online. I get the giggles every time and I dare anyone to cruise through the site and NOT buy something. :-)
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    Another big affiliate order over the weekend. Classic...

    Customer ordered 12. Bean Boozled - Disgusting Candy Game

    This amazing and revolting candy is also a nasty game. Here's how it's played... I'm going to offer you two jelly beans -- One of them has a delightful and refreshing peach flavor. But the other one tastes like vomit. Which one will you take? Unless you're absolutely nuts, you'll take the peach one. But what if they both look EXACTLY ALIKE?

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    $81 affiliate order

    7 Sour Flush Candies


    1 Urine Sample Candy


    2 Screaming Slingshot Monkeys


    1 Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug
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    This is perfect. I get to showcase a $57 order through one of ladidah's links:

    One of your customers ordered 4 of these today and they used our TURKEY10 coupon code. Thank you!



    Stupid.com loves to make eating fun again! This Lego Silverware will fit your meal like a glove. You'll be carting your utensils with you everywhere you go for an on-the-spot meal. We'd love to catch lunch or dinner with you sometime so we can all whip out our Lego utensils and go wild. These three pieces fit together and come apart very easily but there made of durable food-safe silicone and stainless steel.
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    gobble gobble, I'm in!

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    $106 affiliate order...

    USB fridge


    USB Message Scroller


    Rabbit scissors


    Sassy Desktop Statements


    Henry Hoover USB Vacuum


    How to tie a tie tie


    Fake Cigarettes
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    We've had some huge orders lately and it's tough to keep up with this thread and managing programs.

    But this one is worth sharing. I can't make this stuff up...

    $95 order.

    Someone ordered 8 "Eat Ham Hats". That's going to be a kick ass party!!!



    For the kids, they bought one Pooping Santa...

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    You are going to love this one. At 2:49 am, an affiliate order came through for $619.71. The customer is shipping everything to Ontario. They bought nearly 80 different products. Commission was $111.

    The merchant's quote was

    "They ordered like, everything."
    I won't list all 80 products and images.
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    Quick update...Let's just say the affiliate channel is blowing the lid off of sales this year.

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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    Talking Top 10 Stupidest Holiday Gifts for 2010 from Stupid.com
    With the Holiday season fast approaching, time is running out, and it’s time to get creative. Stupid.com, retailer of the craziest and most insane gifts, reveals its 4th annual list of the stupidest gifts for the 2010 holiday season.

    “This year’s list includes functional products that one might buy anyway, but with a stupid twist that’s sure to make anyone smile,” said Stupid.com’s President, Jim Kalmenson. “You need mugs and calendars anyways, why not add a little shock value to them?”

    Move over sunset calendars and “World’s Best Dad” mugs…things are about to get stupid. Without further adieu, the 10 Stupidest Gifts for 2010:
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    Ok, so I cleared my cookies and ordered some gifts for the family.

    The soap, slingshot animals and the potato guns are stocking stuffers. The farting ornament is mine, the scrabble frame goes to my mom and the accountant toilet paper is for my wife.

    Is that good or what?

    Butt / Face Soap 2
    SSTT Slingshot Animals 1
    Style: FROG
    SSTT Slingshot Animals 1
    Style: DUCK
    SSTT Slingshot Animals 1
    Style: PIG
    SLNG Screaming Slingshot Monkey 1
    BUTOR Farting Butt Ornaments 1
    Style: RE
    SCFM Mom's Scrabble Picture Frame 1
    TAXP 1040 Toilet Paper 1
    D-PGUN Potato Gun 4
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    nothing stupid about that order!!

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    I just wonder who the heck comes up with this stuff....is there like a group of guys sitting around an office saying, bwahhhaaa, think I'll make some farting slippers and inflatable walker.
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    Now, this is real stupid!

    I took the wrong day to update the stupid table of my stupid products, from the new stupid datafeed!

    Before, I had 874 Products on the table, but since in the new feed (2010-12-06) look like there was 1325 Products on it, I pressed the wrong stupid button, and my table farted...

    Well, I guess was lucky that I still have an old stupid feed on my HD, because I was able to fix my stupid site, back...

    Btw, there is also a stupid "Backflipping, Boxing Kangaroo" on that new feed, that is jumping all around the Stupid.com site... Check It Out!
    Last edited by Mr. Sal; December 10th, 2010 at 09:43 PM.

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    In honor of this program being passed to the in-house team, I wanted to share one last BIG Stupid order that came in from an affiliate we recruited. This was a $370 order. Some lucky Canadian is about to get some stupid stuff.







































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    LOL! Greg, this is some great stuff! Time for me to go shopping!
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    LOL! hahaha..that's really2 stupid laugh maker!

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    I need some butt/face soap again.

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