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    Devil's Reject Electropulse's Avatar
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    lol, I found this on the horror channel forums:


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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    I bet her tombstone would be a Cash Register. Or maybe, in true never-say-die fashion, she would post her site's address.

    On my tombstone, I want the words inscribed, "I envy you, dear reader, for I know the answer - and you don't."
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by elbowcreek:

    On my tombstone, I want the words inscribed, "I envy you, dear reader, for I know the answer - and you don't." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh thats a good one! makes you think, doesn't it?!

    I used to laugh and say my hubby's stone would look like a TV and I would have the antennas and all on it.

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    That's a different Leader.

    "Our" Leader's tombstone would almost certainly be overrun with, ummm, "weeds".


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    My ex-husband would never tell me what arrangements he wanted me to make should he predecease me. (I want to be cremated.)

    So in an attempt to get an answer out of him I told him that if he didn't give me instructions I would take his corpse to a taxidermist and have him turned into a combination coat rack-wine rack.

    I won't tell you which part of his anatomy would open the wine rack in his chest. You can figure that one out for yourself.

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    NO, there would be no weeds! You see she willed me her web sites in exchange for keeping up her grave.

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    AHA! I *thought* I had been alive before and been reincarnated. Now there's proof!!!


    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> "Our" Leader's tombstone would almost certainly be overrun with, ummm, "weeds".
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    Jane -

    Judging from your avatar, you are a good choice for tending the, umm, "weeds".


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    Hey now, I wouldn't be surrounded with that kind of weeds!
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    Are you suggesting that this is something other than tobacco or just that I might not be around long enough?

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    Earth Gardening Technology ~ a legend throughout the Universe.


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    So THAT'S where our special agent, Xerxon, has been all this time! That is NOT the "Earth Gardening Technology" she was sent to investigate.

    We will send the MPs to retrieve her immediately! Such breaches in Alien Intelligence Policy cannot be tolerated!
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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