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    As some of you remember, I stated a dog newspaper so I get all news that has a dog in it delievered to my emailer. I saw the title and just had to post it here.

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    Romanian mistakenly cuts off penis, dog eats it
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    BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news ...

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    I didn't read the article just the title, but something occurred to me, who cuts off chicken necks naked? Maybe I should read the actual article.

    It just doesn't sound true. I mean if he had his underwear on, why was it flopping around and I con't care how tired or drunk on could be, all men know what their penis looks like and it can't be confused with a checken neck....afterall who's penis had feathers.
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    What a wierd Story. I couldn't even imagine getting a chicken neck mixed up with a Penis. How could this be possible when you have underwear on?

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    How crazy --- first you have to stretch the chicken’s neck to chop it off.

    HA HA HA HA HA Most men can not stretch there tally wacker that far to chop it off!

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    I don't think many ABWers are likely to get out an axe to prove how easy it is. Note that I said *many* not *any*
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    Its a good thing he had his balls tucked into his socks

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    Ojmoo I'll ask Charlie for an answer to your question..."....afterall who's penis had feathers?"
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    Maybe his didn't see his penis because the chicken was wrapped around it when the mishap occured?
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    Econ,

    I thought Charlie and his friends, Francis, Ivan and Jeanne was too busy terrorizing Florida?

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    Ewwwwwww!

    Something doesn't sound right about this.
    Even if the guy had nothing on, wouldn't he feel something?

    I mean, he would have to stretch it out, put it on a butcher block, and then hold it there and chop, chop.

    If it was a chicken, he would be holding the chicken's head closest to his body, while the chickens body is furthest away from the him....so....how was he holding his p****?
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