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    Talking Stupid Valentine's Day
    I'm working on a contest. News to come.

    But here's an interesting thought.

    For every 2 people celebrating Valentine's Day, 5 people hate it. We need those 5 people to shop at Stupid.com for this upcoming holiday.









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    New datafeed with Valentine's Day products will be loaded by Friday, so sayeth Justin.
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    I've been eyeing the conversation hearts for awhile. Seems like the perfect opening for a Valentine's date to go really well or horribly wrong.

    Stupid also helped me with their Christmas Tree in my pocket over the holidays, Christmas Tree in Your Pocket: Stupid.com - Gag Gifts, Funny Toys, Stocking Stuffers, Pranks and Birthday Gift Ideas Store
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    Grow your own soul mate?? Good grief. Awesome.

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    Another Stupid Contest
    Ok, here's the contest. Tell me your stupidest Valentine's Day story. Winner will receive a $99.27 grab bag of the items I posted on the Marketing Gorilla blog.

    Did you get something stupid? Did he/she do or say something stupid? Everyone has a stupid story to share. Time to tell the world.

    Justin, Cindy and Shaina and I will be the judges. Contest ends Feb. 8 so the prize can be shipped.
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    Come on, I know a lot of your folks,I know there has to be a lot of Stupid stories floating around out there.
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    Testing. Testing. Is this thing on? Everyone here has had fabulous Valentine's Day their entire lives? I doubt that...
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    Once there was a girl,
    With a Stupid little curl,
    In the middle of her forehead,
    Then she met a boy,
    That filled her with joy,
    And now they are wed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladidah View Post
    Once there was a girl,
    With a Stupid little curl,
    In the middle of her forehead,
    Then she met a boy,
    That filled her with joy,
    And now they are wed.

    Limericks will get you everywhere, especially if no on else gives up their Stupid Valentine's Day stories.
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    I am so disappointed, I really wanted some "stupid" stories to help cheer up my day.
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    ladidah is going to walk away with this grab bag if no one else challenges her with a stupid Valentine's Day story.
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    Here's a couple I found. All my Valentine's Day stories are too depressing to share

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace.
    If only you could hide your face.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
    Marrying you screwed up my life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg Hoffman Consulting View Post
    Ok, here's the contest. Tell me your stupidest Valentine's Day story. Winner will receive a $99.27 grab bag of the items I posted on the Marketing Gorilla blog.

    Did you get something stupid? Did he/she do or say something stupid? Everyone has a stupid story to share. Time to tell the world.

    Justin, Cindy and Shaina and I will be the judges. Contest ends Feb. 8 so the prize can be shipped.
    Last chance!
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    Ok, if you don't have a real story, just lie, we won't know.
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    OK I'll play along :-)

    A few years ago I was in what I thought was a wonderful relationship with my (Stupid) soul mate.

    I decided to make him an awesome Valentine's Day dinner. Got the kids situated on sleepovers, we had the house to ourselves and made my famous lasagna.

    Around 3 AM, I awoke to groaning. My "wonderfully (Stupid) soul mate" was writhing on the floor, moaning about the ingredients in my (I must say delicious!) lasagna.

    Took me about an hour to get him to either admit he actually needed an ambulance (by the way he was carrying on) or get a grip and man up. He finally went home.

    Sent him an email the next day explaining that I was not intentionally trying to kill him but maybe the experience was indicative of us not being good for each other.
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    Final decision to be made in the morning. Hoping for a couple more but I think it might be hard to beat Rexanne.
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    Wow, that Lasagne Love-o-Meter is hard to beat!

    Good one Rexanne!

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    Congrats Rexanne. Please PM me your address and I'll have Justin send you the prize pack asap.

    Stupid Valentine's Day contest is officially over.
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    Congrats Rexanne - I enjoyed your Valentine's lasagna story.

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    Congrats Rexanne, what a fun story.
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    Oh YAY! Good to know that STUPID experience paid off in some way. LOL!

    Thanks everyone and Greg! Looking forward to a box full of Stupid fun :-)
    Peace,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne View Post
    Oh YAY! Good to know that STUPID experience paid off in some way. LOL!

    Thanks everyone and Greg! Looking forward to a box full of Stupid fun :-)
    It was shipped last night plus a few extras from your buddy, Justin...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg Hoffman Consulting View Post
    It was shipped last night plus a few extras from your buddy, Justin...
    Awesome! Thank you Greg and HUGS to Jason for the extras. :-) My kids are waiting to steal my goodies for their boyfriends. I told them the QPig stays with me LOL
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    Got my box full of Stupid fun Valentine goodies! SO much fun! QPig is awesome! My dog thinks he's gonna be able to play with it but QPig is MINE! :-)

    Thank you Stupid.com and Greg for all the great goodies! FUN stuff! :-)
    Peace,

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