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    Once upon a time there was a young guy, who went to a bar.
    Now, after a couple of he thought he was
    As he got he got lippy and some words were exchanged. The next thing he knew, things heated up and a drinking duel was on.
    Now , as the guy was now calling himself, wanted to do something harder than so he suggested Tequila.
    Little did he know, his opponent was the tequila drinking champ for years straight.
    So they went to the bar, sat down and got it on aerrmm not that kind of get it on. The other one ... kind of a with a ... thats close enough.
    Anyway, got . ed even. Ultimately, , got tired of outdrinking , who by now looked like and he left.
    was so blotto at this point, he didn't even remember what he was supposed to be doing and ended up trying to pick up the first pretty he saw, which is hard to do in the
    It should probably be said, that one's ment maaaay be a wee bit off when they look up and see or
    or .
    But disheveled though he was and smooth he was not, he managed to find a gorgeous who felt bad for him and still found him oddly cute.
    And so, what could have been the worst night of his life turned around and became the best. No tonight, no siree bob! Nope, tonight there was and when they were done, a little followed by some deep
    And so ended the worst ... and best, day in his life.
    So what's the moral of the story you ask?
    Simple, what ever you do in life, dont pick up a in the when and or you just might end up with

    So where is now? No one know ... this was the last anyone saw of him ... followed by a quick

    The end.



    Ok i know it's cheesy, but what else are you gonna do this late at night?
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    Been away, now I'm back. Not as much, but I'm back & starting from scratch. Where I was, was fantastic. Where I am now, less so. Things have changed, become harder. So have I. Game ON!!!
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    The only thing that bugs me is none of the smilies show up when I post.

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    Good story

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    woohoo, ta!


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    Popdawg,

    You told that story all wrong - I can not belive you are goign to get away with all the

    Not to worry when I am completely sober I get this story told correctly

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    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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    Funky Cool Medina.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SandraR:
    Popdawg,

    You told that story all wrong - I can not belive you are goign to get away with all the http://abestweb.com/smilies/bsmeter.gif

    Not to worry when I am completely sober I get this story told correctly http://abestweb.com/smilies/readpaper.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    would it be wrong to put that in a cj or linkshare discussion?

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    Woohoo! Gottem flying pigs!



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    Popdawg,

    Don't even think for a moment that I have run away from your Smilie Time Junction thread.

    The reason I have not posted yet is because your (Once upon a time story) it's not that easy to beat and I still sorting through all the smilies in order to compete with your story.

    I'm surprised that SandraR have chicken out and she have not come out with a story of her own yet and only posted the bsmeter.gif, I thought that by now she was going to be sober and get your story told correctly like she promised yesterday.

    Who knows, maybe by the end of the week this thread become a contest between Popdawg, SandraR and me, to see who made the best use of the smilies in a genuine smiley story.

    I must go now and concentrate on my story.

    Sal.

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    SandraR,

    I really like that animated picture but, after 14 hours and looking at that picture again, I am beginning to have nightmares.

    That looks like the Parasite Man.

    Just look at it and try to read the Body Text

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