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    Full Member webpartner's Avatar
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    I was notified today that my confidential information
    had been violated with Citibank... and Sun Trust bank
    emailed me to let me know that there had been
    unauthorized transactions using my account number...

    My first reaction was to panic... What to hell is this all about?
    Then, I suddenly remembered... “Oh yeah, I don’t have
    an account with Sun Trust or Citibank...”
    Whew! dodged that bullet...

    On a happier note, I have won several prizes in various contests,
    none of which do I remember entering... and apparently,
    some of them are large cash prizes! Hot damn I’m rich!

    I do find it curious however, that there are several people in
    various parts of the world, that are aware that certain parts of
    my anatomy are inadequate... fortunately they have some type
    of enhancement that can correct this...

    And luckily for me, there are several other people that can help
    me to use my newly enhanced anatomy to “make her happy and
    last all night...”

    Thank goodness that we live in an era where email can help
    us to eleminate so many of the big problems in our lives...
    <Font size="1" color="99000">Never doubt anybody's word for anything... but... Always double check everything... - Grandpa</font>

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    Wow I am even luckier then you.

    Four people are trying to sell me a Miracle cure. It even cures cancer and aids.

    And four others from Africa have 15 Million dollars in a US Bank and want me to take charge of it.

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    I've got some land in Florida if anyone is interested? It has a little water on it but I expect it to dry up soon.
    Travelin' Man

    "If you don't know where you are going, any road will lead you there." -- unknown

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    I am now getting more Rolex watch emails than viagra. Maybe they finally figured out I have no use for viagra?

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    Eternal Optimist Look4's Avatar
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    I guess people have overheard my wife talking to her friends about our love life because I keep getting emails from beautiful young women who want to date me. Don't know what my wife would think of that though.
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    Crap!

    Did I send those to you?

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    ABW Ambassador Jane's Avatar
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    Watch it Look4, those women are all gay! They send me those emails too.

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    Let's see, in my real-life-work we got 406,192 message of which 322,929 appear to be spam, or around 80%. However, the spam filter chews them all up apart from pump and dump scams. I have a *lot* of hot stock tips if you want them. Oh yeah, phishing emails get through too. I must find the PIN number for my credit cards because I think they'll ask for it.
    Innovative advertising with Slimeware Corporation and Telephore. Mail-order fuel with Petrol Direct.

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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Gotta add the word 'rolex' to my filter today, I'm getting 30-40 a day now. I do wish I could track these back to the personal email address of the guy who sends these, I'd spam the crap out of him with some STD lubricant ads or some such.
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    Per Bill Gates - lets make sure his child sees Viagra ads or bullshit STD ads – THEN and only THEN can we get effective spam blockers!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jane:
    I am now getting more Rolex watch emails than viagra. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I hear they hit a new mine in the former Soviet Union and they're digging those suckers out like nobody's business.

    I just wonder if all these emails from women who either think I'm already a red hot lover looking for a date, or are sympathizing why I have such a small dickie have anything to do with all these old photos people seem to have?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jane:
    Watch it Look4, those women are all gay! They send me those emails too. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Actually, I have a lot of lesbian female friends, and they're a whole lot more fun because there is no tension at all. We can even flirt and such with full knowledge that neither side is going to actually try to follow through.

    Now, how I'm going to flirt with the women from Russia who keep writing to me, I'm not sure...
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Now, how I'm going to flirt with the women from Russia who keep writing to me, I'm not sure... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Learn dirty words of Russian language!

    What COC stand for? Crooks Overwriting Commission
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    Live life to the fullest, You only get 1 chance. Enjoy it while you can... Nothing last forever!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Now, how I'm going to flirt with the women from Russia who keep writing to me, I'm not sure... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Send some pix!
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nova - Mrs. Happypoon:

    Learn dirty words of Russian language! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Actually, I was in St. Petersburg (Russia, not Florida) this summer, and we did have a very beautiful guide, but I didn't ask her to etach me any dirty Russian words. Somehow, I don't think my wife would have approved.
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