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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    Hello Haiko you most wonderful generous human being

    I am coming up to my 5000th ABestWeb post and I was wondering if you are going to present me with a 3 piece suit could you please make it a dark grey or dark blue. I'm not exactly sure about my size but Pauline often says I'm a fat bastard so I guess the tailors will know how big that is. I'm only telling you this because I would hate to see you waste your money on a suit that did not fit me.

    If a suit would over-stretch your budget then I guess a "hello Gordon congrats on your 5000th post" will suffice.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    I would personally like to congratulate you on your 4,998th post. It seems so much more personal!
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    Who was that fat bastard?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Drewbert:
    Who was that fat bastard? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That would be Michael Moore...

    Oh and Congrats Gordon
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    I would have but my contact at Brooks Brothers left to manage another program ... WB/Newline maybe I could get you a 'discount' on ...



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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    Thats a nice one Haiko,

    I'm just wondering what Connie would be posting all over ABestWeb if she were to see me dressed like that.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Congrats Gordon

    Boy do I have some catching up to do.


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    Congratulations Gordon..5000 posts!
    And Haiko, you know Gordon was thinking more of something like this:


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    I knew it.... .. I just bloody knew it

    Thank you Connie you made me feel so pretty it's just a shame my fantastic legs clad in the pink fishnet tights are hidden.

    On a more serious line I will have to try that color lippy it looks quite fetching.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    "I'm just wondering what Connie would be posting all over ABestWeb if she were to see me dressed like that"

    Sorry Gordon but, you posted your picture last week and.........
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    That you will fit in that costume.

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    but I won't fit in it.either.....so don't feel to bad.

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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    Thank you Mr.Sal for your very kind words regarding my figure......

    Ban him Haiko he is calling me a fatty!

    It's bad enough being told I look like a fairy without being told I'm too fat to fit in the bloody dress.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    And Gordon, first chance I would be peeking under to see what you were wearing under there...

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    WHOLLY COW!

    Is that what you really want to wear Gordon.

    I did wanted to follow in your foot steps and get to 5k post too, but now forget it.


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    I just say good thing that it comes with a wig...

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    Ok you've got it all wrong ... Sorry I'm late but I had to answer Mr. Sal in another thread ... thanks Sal you stole my thunder here (J/K)


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    Continued Success,

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    How much for that fish box? Getting kind of hungry now!


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    I don't know..I have kind of lost my appetite!

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    And you wonder why I worry about you lot!

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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    If I turned out like that Haiko it would scare the life out of the kids around here
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Haiko where'd you get a copy of the pic I took of Gordon when we were up in NY?

    Gordon it might scare the kids around there, but no one in NY even batted an eye.

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    You do already Gordon..

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    DADDY!!!!!!

    How did your pic get on ABW???!!!
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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