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February 21st, 2011, 08:31 PM #1Talking Dog for Sale
This man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black dog just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The man is amazed.
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The man says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?
"The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
February 21st, 2011, 08:52 PM #2
LOL, good one! Affiliate Hound, when I saw the title of this...I thought it was about you!Renée
Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain. -Wizardress of Oz
February 21st, 2011, 09:15 PM #3
February 21st, 2011, 09:52 PM #4
February 22nd, 2011, 02:02 AM #5
hehehehhe nice one![B][COLOR="Purple"]Maria Jarel[/COLOR][/B]
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February 22nd, 2011, 05:43 AM #6
Good laugh to start to my morning...
February 22nd, 2011, 03:13 PM #7
February 22nd, 2011, 04:58 PM #8
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lol, that was good
February 22nd, 2011, 07:49 PM #9
February 23rd, 2011, 01:53 PM #10
LOL love this joke :-)Peace,
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February 24th, 2011, 10:02 AM #11
LOL hilarious!Matt Faloon
March 7th, 2011, 02:04 PM #12
Love this story!This World is Not My Home
We're gonna go inside, we're gonna go outside, inside and outside. . . And then we're gonna go go go and we're not gonna stop til we get across that goalline! Quotes from the movie Rudy, 1993
March 13th, 2011, 05:41 AM #13
I would buy that dog.
This could be made into a movie or has it already been? LOL
March 27th, 2011, 09:09 PM #14