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    Charlie Sheen Joke
    Q: How much coke has Charlie Sheen done?

    A: Enough to kill two and a half men!

    lol.

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    Good one.
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    I like that one!

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    Has Charlie Sheen not gotten enough press coverage. Even credible news sources like CNN and ABC are posting about this guy like they were the National Enquirer. Sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinD4Hypnosis View Post
    Has Charlie Sheen not gotten enough press coverage. Even credible news sources like CNN and ABC are posting about this guy like they were the National Enquirer. Sad.
    Here's an item my son posted a few days ago...

    "Charlie Sheen, 47, is all over the news because he's a celebrity drug addict. While Andrew Wilfaht, 31, Brian Tabada, 21, Rudolph Hizon, 22, and Chauncy Mays, 25 are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention. Support our troops."

    Tis a sad state of mind...
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    And is it "really" news when nobody is at all surprised by it????

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    I can't say I'm not surprised. I don't have a clue where all this started to come from. Hes never been exactly the golden boy, but hes not ever been this obnoxious and outspoken as he has lately. What prompted it all?
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    But nothing of it has anything to do with Charlie. I don't even have the cable anymore. And I've had enough of CNN and Anderson Cooper when I twice had to spend a night at Cinn airport after flying for 9 hours from Europe. And I don't think there were any credible news sources in the US. Till there was Charlie. hehehe.

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    So far, the best Charlie Sheen joke I've seen:

    "Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are gonna start their own sitcom. It's gonna be called "Two and a half grams ..."

    No idea who to credit for this gem. It's making the rounds without the original author's credit attached.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne View Post
    So far, the best Charlie Sheen joke I've seen:

    "Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are gonna start their own sitcom. It's gonna be called "Two and a half grams ..."

    No idea who to credit for this gem. It's making the rounds without the original author's credit attached.
    Thats a good one.
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    hhehehehe good 1
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    LOL, would be dead by now.

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    Q: What's the title for the new sitcom starring Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan?
    A: "Two and a Half Grams"


    Q: Which company asked Charlie Sheen for an endorsement after he was dumped by Hanes following his domestic violence arrest?
    A: Fruit-of-the-Lune.

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    Q: Why did Charlie Sheen threaten his wife with a knife?
    A: Because he left his gun in Los Angeles

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    Q: How did Charlie Sheen pass his court ordered drug test?

    A: They couldn't find any urine in his cocaine

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    Q: What is CBS considering renaming Two and a Half Men after firing Charlie Sheen?

    A: Two Men

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