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    Maybe the dumbest joke ever ---
    A man and his wife are awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

    He slams the door and returns to bed.

    "Who was that?" asks his wife.

    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

    "Did you help him?" she asks.

    "No, I did not, it’s 3am in the morning and it’s bloody pouring rain out there!"

    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!

    “God loves drunk people too you know.”

    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

    He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

    "Yes," comes back the answer.

    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

    "Where are you?" asks the husband.

    "Over here on the swing," replies the drunk.
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    LOL! I liked it......
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    Love it!

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    Startin' the mornin' with a laugh!

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    I would stupid, but funny. haha

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    Could it be the dumbest joke ever and I laughed at it? Thanks for that I need all the laughs I can get.


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    Yeah, it has been my current favorite joke to tell the last few days. Never fails to get a laugh, and half the time while people are laughing they give me the old side-to-side head shake like, "Man, is that corny -- but I loved it!"

    Guy with a surprised look on his face as he laughed at it today said, "Ya know, I could tell that one just about anywhere."

    Sort of an all-purpose, clean almost-family-friendly joke. LOL!

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    ROTFL!
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    I didn't get it actually. I didn't understand the word swing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ameerulislam10 View Post
    I didn't get it actually. I didn't understand the word swing.
    stock.xchng - Swing (stock photo by walker_M)
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoyUnltd View Post
    Oh, Thanks!

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    Lol
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    hahahhahahah........... Funny
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    Good joke!

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    That was a good one.

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    I really did laugh out loud.

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    Yep, corny but funny!

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    bad jokes are the best...
    'the swing' got a groan out of me, for sure.

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