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    More Cheesier Than Ever Cheesehead's Avatar
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    Wow, what are the chances!?!

    I simply need to provide my bank account numbers so all the loot may be safely deposited.
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    Bugger, now you've diluted the size of my jackpot total

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    Cool! But don't expect us to call you MISTER Cheesehead now.... lol.
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    Did someone from Nigeria email you with that "wonderful" news?
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    More Cheesier Than Ever Cheesehead's Avatar
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    Here are the emails:

    Here's the first for 2 million!

    REF NUMBER: 014/060/532
    BATCH NUMBER: 762901-PCD03

    Sir/Madam,

    We are pleased to inform you of the results of the
    Lottery Winners International end of year bonanza held on the 2nd of December 2004 all games promotion. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 27522465896-6453 with serial number 3772-554 drew lucky numbers 7-14-18-23-31-45, which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 2,000,000.00 (EUROS) (TWO MILLION EUROS)

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!

    For security purpose and clarity, we advise that you
    keep your winning information confidential until your
    claims have been processed and your money remitted to
    you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
    double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program
    by some participants. All participants were selected
    through a computer ballot system drawn from over
    20,000 companies and 30,000,000 individual email
    addresses and names from all over the world. This
    promotional program takes place every year.

    This lottery was promoted and sponsored by eminent
    personalities like the Sultan of Brunei. We look
    forward to your active participation in our next year
    USD50 million slot.

    To process your claim, please fill the form below and contact our Clearance Office via the email address below:

    Clearance Officer: Sean Davids
    Email Address: lottogroupinc@netscape.net

    Your fund can be released via either of the following
    options and you are required to choose the mode in
    which you want your Prize Claim released to you.

    1. International Bank Draft
    2. Certified Cheque
    3. Wired transfer

    If you choose option 3, you are required to provide
    your account details.

    Note that, all winnings must be claimed not later than
    one month starting from today, failure to respond to
    this mail before the time stipulated from today, all
    unclaimed funds will be null and void.

    Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
    complications, remember to quote your reference number
    and batch numbers in all correspondences.
    Furthermore, should there be any change of address do
    inform our Clearance Officer as soon as possible.

    Congratulations once more and thank you for being part
    of our promotional program.

    NOTE: YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED IF YOU ARE
    BELOW 18 YEARS OF AGE.
    ______________________________________________________

    QUESTIONNAIRE

    LOTTERY PAYMENT APPLICATION FORM

    (To be completed by lottery winners only)
    Ticket Number: ..............................................................................
    Reference Number: ..............................................................................
    Batch Number: ..............................................................................
    First Name:..............................................................................
    Last Name: ..............................................................................
    Home Address: ..............................................................................
    Town/City: ..............................................................................
    Post Code: ..............................................................................
    Country: ..............................................................................
    Telephone (Home): ..............................................................................
    Mobile: ..............................................................................
    Fax (Private): ..............................................................................
    Fax (Office): ..............................................................................
    Email Address: ..............................................................................
    Date of Birth: ..............................................................................
    Occupation: ..............................................................................
    Marital Status: ..............................................................................

    I.............................hereby declare that
    the above information are true and binding on me. If
    at any time it is discovered that I have given false
    information, I will forfeit my rights to my winnings.

    Sincerely yours,

    Mr.Raymond Wilis.

    (Lottery Co-ordinator)

    IMPORTANT NOTICE.

    <span class="ev_code_RED">NON-RESIDENTS OF IRELAND TAKE WARNING!</span>
    Please be informed that NON RESIDENTS of Ireland,
    The Netherlands and United Kingdom will be required to procure an Affidavits of Lotto Claim/Court clearance Certificate from the Court in Ireland prior to award payment policy of Organisers/European Gaming Board as required by the Clearance Office.

    Please be aware that your Prize Claim will be effected
    swiftly upon satisfactory reports, verifications and
    validation provided by the Clearance Officer.

    Here's the second one for eight million!

    PRINCEWIL FOUNDATIONS.
    G.S.L.A.LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS,
    LEIPZIG-GERMANY.
    Email:ma_fishers@excite.com.

    REF NO:GSLA/55500414/06
    BATCH NO:15/2006/9J06
    WINNING NOTIFICATION.
    We are please to inform you that the result of PRINCESWILL FOUNDATIONS,SWEEP-STAKE INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM held on the 24th November 2004 in conjunction with GERMANY FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION (D.F.B.) ht-tp://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/o/. ht-tp://www.eifl.org.uk/wc2006/. For the Successful Bid to host the Fifa 2006 Soccer World Cup have been released.Your name with email address attached to ticket number 009-66378-259 with serial number 1955/06 drew the lucky numbers 6-10-15-24-30, which consequently won the lottery in the 2rd category.
    You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payment of USD$500,000.00(FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY)in cash credited to file REF NO: GSLA/55500414/06.This is from a total cash prize of US$8,000,000.00 (EIGHT MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY)shared among the (14)FOURTEEN International surprise winners in this category.
    CONGRATULATIONS!!!
    Your fund is now deposited with our partners insured to your name,Due to mixed up of some numbers and names we ask that you keep this award from the public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account as this is a part of our security protocol to avoid claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants.All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 350,000 names as part of our international promotions program.
    Please kindly contract your agents with details below:
    MR.DENNIS WALKERS.
    VESPA INVESTMENT SERVICES.
    TEL:+31-617948430.
    FAX:+31-847400655.
    E-mail:vics_consultant@excite.com.
    All winning money must be claim not later than 15th December 2004.
    Note:In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your referenceand batch numbers in every correspondence with us,Furthermore should there be any change of your address do inform us as soon as possible.
    Congratulations for being a part of our promotions program.
    Sincerely,
    MRS.MARIE FISHERS.
    (FOR LOTTERY PROMOTERS)
    This World is Not My Home
    We're gonna go inside, we're gonna go outside, inside and outside. . . And then we're gonna go go go and we're not gonna stop til we get across that goalline! Quotes from the movie Rudy, 1993

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    Lucky you!!

    When you receive the winnings, please, forward a couple million to me so I can open a Pagan community center. I am sure your donation will be tax deductable!
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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    Aw, too bad you had to share the 8 million...
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    Don't spend it all in one place!

    Andy

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    I forgot to notify you that you've won our sweepstakes also. Please just PM me your bank account number, blood type, date of birth, and mother's maiden name so we can begin processing your payment.
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    Congratulations! I won one of those too. Not only that, but on the same day I was informed of a payment due to me on a government contracting job I had totally forgotten I had done for the Nigerian government. All told, I'm going to get $12 million!
    -Don't criticize anyone til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
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    Me too!
    I won, I won!

    24 million and all I have to do is give them my banking information.

    We're such a lucky bunch

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    The person watching, may not be able to tell the difference!

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