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    ABW Ambassador daiarian's Avatar
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    Something for the weekend
    I hope you are all putting up your feet this weekend and relaxing so here are a few jokes, hope you enjoy.

    A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to

    brake fluid.

    When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any

    time.....



    I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a

    grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers

    walking about with a coffin.. 3 hours later and they're

    still walking about with it...

    I thought to myself, these blokes have lost the plot!!



    My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday,

    so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!

    B*ll*cks to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the

    web.



    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.



    Husband says to wife ‘My Olympic condoms have arrived – I

    think I’ll wear gold tonight’.

    Wife says, ‘Why don’t you wear silver and come second for

    a change’.



    I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked

    up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very

    miserable.

    I thought to myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.


    Keep smiling

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    Some funny, some cute, some lame, all made me laugh, except the last one. I'm missing some important parts of that one. I'm thinking if I knew what an RAC van was or what parked up meant then maybe I could figure out the rest?

    Thanks for some levity.

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    RAC is a UK vehicle breakdown and recovery service.

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    We need an English-English dictionary.
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