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April 23rd, 2011, 04:13 PM #1Something for the weekend
I hope you are all putting up your feet this weekend and relaxing so here are a few jokes, hope you enjoy.
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a
grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers
walking about with a coffin.. 3 hours later and they're
still walking about with it...
I thought to myself, these blokes have lost the plot!!
My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday,
so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!
B*ll*cks to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.
Husband says to wife ‘My Olympic condoms have arrived – I
think I’ll wear gold tonight’.
Wife says, ‘Why don’t you wear silver and come second for
I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked
up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very
I thought to myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.
April 23rd, 2011, 04:29 PM #2
Some funny, some cute, some lame, all made me laugh, except the last one. I'm missing some important parts of that one. I'm thinking if I knew what an RAC van was or what parked up meant then maybe I could figure out the rest?
Thanks for some levity.
April 23rd, 2011, 04:31 PM #3
RAC is a UK vehicle breakdown and recovery service.
April 23rd, 2011, 04:33 PM #4
We need an English-English dictionary.
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