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    Cannibals dining out...
    Two cannibals are eating a clown for dinner. One says to the other, "Does this
    taste funny to you?"



    OK - one more...

    Have you heard about that ritzy new cannibal restaurant? Dinner costs an arm and a leg...


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    At the end of a ride on the Jungle Cruise at Disney last month...

    "This cruise has been brought to you by Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe: Always looking for new ways to serve you!"

    (And another favorite: "This cruise has been brought to you by Animal Crackers: teaching kids that all animals taste the same!")
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    These are exceptionally bad, thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelColey View Post
    At the end of a ride on the Jungle Cruise at Disney last month...

    "This cruise has been brought to you by Trader Sam's Cannibal Cafe: Always looking for new ways to serve you!"

    (And another favorite: "This cruise has been brought to you by Animal Crackers: teaching kids that all animals taste the same!")
    I recall one of the cautionary warnings on that ride being to, "Keep your arms and legs inside the boat all the time." Why? Because the crocodiles are always looking for a handout.

    Sorry, Nancy.
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    There are so many hilarious one-liners on that ride. I think we probably rode it a dozen times on our last trip, and I heard new (to me) ones every time.
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    Sounds like 2busy wants to hear more...

    <puts on thinking cap>
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    That reminds me of the cannibal that passed his friend in the woods.
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    Someone has to post THE classic cannibal joke for the 5% who have not heard it:

    1st cannibal: "I can't stand my mother-in-law."

    2d cannibal: "So just eat the noodles."
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    What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder.
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    Oh, my...time for one more...

    Title of the Cannibal recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man...

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    Did you hear about the cannibal that got kicked out of school for buttering up his teacher?
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    What kinda pizza should we order?

    . . . . . Oh, let's get one with everybody on it.

    s o r r y
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    I have never heard any of these - I love them!
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    I had hoped that if I left for a while and came back that these would get better. Sadly that's not the case.

    So how does a cannibal with no teeth eat? They don't, much like these jokes, they suck.

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    Aren't you finished eating yet?

    . . . . Almost, I'm on my last leg now.

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    In honor of Mother's Day:

    Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend home for dinner.
    Cannibal Mom: The dinner is ready. Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.
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    Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
    Because writers cramp but readers digest.

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    These are so bad they are actually good!

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