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May 6th, 2011, 04:02 PM #1
August 15th, 2011, 04:20 AM #2
Why some men prefer dogs to a wife
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- August 12th, 2011
Why some men prefer dogs to a wife:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. If a dogs smell another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
3. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
4. Dogs like to go hunting, fishing and don’t mind spending the whole day with you in front of the tv.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
August 15th, 2011, 11:40 AM #3
Hah, goes both ways. Canine qualities women look for in men:
1. Always in a good mood
2. Always willing to spend time with you
3. Always up for cuddling on the couch
4. Motivates you to exercise
5. Loves your cookingRenée
Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain. -Wizardress of Oz
August 25th, 2011, 08:37 AM #4
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- July 13th, 2011
How dogs and men are the same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
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