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    20th Wedding Anniversary Action
    A couple is lying in bed, on their 20th wedding anniversary. The woman suddenly feels her husband touching her in ways that he hadn't done in years. He started at her neck, and slowly traced a line downward, past the small of her back. He caressed one shoulder, then the other, and continued down across her breasts, stopping just below her navel.

    Next, he placed his hand on her left inner arm, and caressed down her side, stopping at her hip. He started over again on her right side, then brushed gently across her buttocks, and down her leg. As his hand was making its way up the inside of her left leg, he abruptly stopped and rolled over.

    She had become very aroused by all of this attention, and asked in a loving voice, "That was amazing, darling. Why did you stop?"

    He cleared his throat, looked at her and said "Found the remote."
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Lol!
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    Excellent, my first real laugh of the day. Thanks

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    A good one.
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    hahaha~ thanks for sharing

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    LOL!

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