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    Surely I don't look that old
    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old. Well . . . You'll love this one;

    i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

    I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

    Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

    This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

    After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school ...

    'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

    When did you graduate?' i asked.

    He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

    you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely.

    Then, that ugly, - old, - bald, - wrinkled faced,

    fat-a$$ed, - gray-haired, - decrepit, - son-of-a-*****

    asked,


    "what did you teach"???
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    ROTFL!
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    Outstanding!

    Oh, and, BurgerBoy -- That image will now haunt me all day!!!

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    coooooooollllll

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