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    Have an apple a day ...
    In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the beginning of the line was a large pile of apples. A nun placed a sign in front of the apples: "Take only one. God is watching."

    Farther down the cafeteria line was a large plate of chocolate chip cookies. One of the boys wrote a note and placed it in front of the cookies. "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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    Love it

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    this is really funny, i couldn't stop laughing at all on it

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    LOL Love it!
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    Hahahaha!!!! I love apples but I love cookies more!

    Entertaining one!

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    hahahaha nice... hmmmmm cookies
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    Good thing GOD watching the Apples

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    hey it's really cute . you have wrote it by urself ? Or it was just an indea that came to u from someone else . well thanks for sharing it's really awsome .

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    Quote Originally Posted by adammarleymtts View Post
    having a apple a day keeps us away from a doctor. So it keeps us healthy. We will not fall sick if we have apple a day.
    Seriously, I misunderstood this when I was a kid. I thought bringing not eating an apple would keep the doctor away. Hmmm... Sorry for being a kid...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by afternoonsun View Post
    Seriously, I misunderstood this when I was a kid. I thought bringing not eating an apple would keep the doctor away. Hmmm... Sorry for being a kid...lol
    LOL i think they have that saying in almost every language

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    yeah... Its most popular proverb all over the world....
    Nice joke laughed a lot..... I love cookies mmmmm.....

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    haha love it, im telling that to my teacher friend

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    ROFL. I almost had a laugh-less day

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    Besides the fact that it's a good joke, it's a good reminder to have an apple.

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