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    Small Math Joke
    No it's my turn

    Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
    Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
    Teacher: What do mean?
    Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.

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    I like it

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    Hahahahaha... Funny..

    Here is another one:

    Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
    Student: "It's 42!"
    Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
    Same student: "It's 24!"

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    I told this joke at the dinner table last night. Here is my 11 year old's joke:

    What did the 0 (zero) say to the 8? Nice belt!

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