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    ABW Ambassador daiarian's Avatar
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    Dear Mum
    > A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
    > was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an
    > envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
    >
    > It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the
    > envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
    >
    > 'Dear, Mum.
    >
    > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
    > elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
    > Dad and you.
    >
    > I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
    > knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
    > tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much
    > older than I am.
    >
    > But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we
    > will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack
    > of firewood for the whole winter.
    >
    > We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my
    > eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be
    > growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the
    > commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
    >
    > In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
    > Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
    >
    > Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
    > Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
    > many grandchildren.
    >
    > Love, your son, Nicholas.
    >
    >
    > P...S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
    >
    > I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
    > the school report that's on my desk?
    >
    > I love you!
    >
    > Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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    OPM and Moderator Chuck Hamrick's Avatar
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    Funny and thanks for the comic relief. My wife and I are dealing with our 19 year old announcing last week that he is moving in with his girlfriend. He is in college, pays his own rent/living and is otherwise on his own. When he first said he wanted to talk with us we feared the worse, pregnancy, quitting school, going off to join the Army! Kind of puts things in perspective.

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    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk
    Even after seven years of reading this same joke more than three times and under under different titles...

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    The punch line still get me, at the end of the post.

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