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    Is Google the Matrix?
    Moved from this thread: http://www.abestweb.com/forums/midni...ts-148851.html

    Is Google the Matrix?
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    Seems to be a combination of the Matrix, Skynet and HAL. self awareness is just around the corner, then us fleshy things better watch out.

    be afraid

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    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
    Salty kisses, Sandy toes, and a Pirate's heart...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Convergence View Post
    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
    those are the rules for sex robots right?

    Sorry to continue the derailment Trust -

    getting back to the topic now ....

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    OK, let's play! Do the robot rules breakdown when you are discussing an android? Is it only if the android has a human brain?

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    I thought it was the rules for a clueless Affiliate Manager.

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    Burgerboy you are a gem:

    1. An Affiliate Manager may not injure an affiliate or, through inaction, allow an affiliate to come to harm.
    2. An Affiliate Manager must obey any orders given to it by affiliates, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. An Affiliate Manager must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.


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    That needs to be adopted in some form

    1. An Affiliate Manager may not injure an affiliate or, through inaction, allow an affiliate to come to harm.
    2. An Affiliate Manager must obey any orders given to it by affiliates, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. An Affiliate Manager must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
    Salty kisses, Sandy toes, and a Pirate's heart...

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    Terminator Salvation 4 Minute Trailer - YouTube

    This is serious. Mount up. For the future.

    omg, omg, omg you know the Google Adroid's Operating System, well:

    Droid Terminator Will not Be Your Regular Android Phone!!!

    http://www.droidforums.net/forum/dro...oid-phone.html

    Then the phone will be like the movie Transformers. While you're sleeping your phone is going to be sneaking out, starting stuff, getting plans together.

    Google = Terminator

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    this is getting creepy - the earbuds / bluetooth is the plug-in for the Matrix. Once you plug in, you never plug out.

    Terminator + Matrix + HAL + sex robot !!! superCool hopes the latter gets to superCool first.

    Chuck you better noindex this thread ASAP before the terminator sees that we've figured it all out
    Last edited by superCool; September 16th, 2011 at 02:33 PM. Reason: fixed errant 1st person - and spelling (dork)

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    going to look for good sex robot domains right now. might as well cash in before they start killing us

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    superCool - apparently you've never met Minnie Fivefingers? She will give you sex anytime you want it - day or night.

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    noindex violates Rule #1

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurgerBoy View Post
    superCool - apparently you've never met Minnie Fivefingers?
    superCool is NOT going to look that up! errr... right now. maybe later

    sounds dangerous

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuck hamrick View Post
    noindex violates rule #1
    rofl...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trust View Post

    Droid Terminator Will not Be Your Regular Android Phone!!!

    ...

    Google = Terminator
    Heard that it will eat your kids and kick puppies, too!

    Knew I should have went with an iPhone...
    Salty kisses, Sandy toes, and a Pirate's heart...

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    Quote Originally Posted by superCool View Post
    superCool is NOT going to look that up! errr... right now. maybe later

    sounds dangerous
    Just don't hit the wall with your elbow and you'll be alright.

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    shouldn't rule two be

    "2. An Affiliate Manager must obey any orders given to it the merchant, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCBerries View Post
    shouldn't rule two be

    "2. An Affiliate Manager must obey any orders given to it the merchant, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

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    It certainly seems to be a growin concern around the net. I would have to put my money on most definitly

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