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    Super Dawg Member Phil Kaufman aka AffiliateHound's Avatar
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    At the Night Club
    An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentine, a Libyan, a Syrian, a Pakistani, a Chinese, and a South African went to a night club.


    The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
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    Haha... good one.

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    Sad. Truly sad. (LOL!)

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    That's a groaner but I loved it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AffiliateHound View Post
    An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentine, a Libyan, a Syrian, a Pakistani, a Chinese, and a South African went to a night club.


    The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
    The Welshman thought he said a tie so he went to his car and put a set of jump leads around his neck. The bouncer said OK you can come in but don't start anything.

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    Super Dawg Member Phil Kaufman aka AffiliateHound's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by daiarian View Post
    The Welshman thought he said a tie so he went to his car and put a set of jump leads around his neck. The bouncer said OK you can come in but don't start anything.
    I got a charge out of that one!
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    Put a smile on my face!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EgorKL View Post
    ...Also, there is no Russian guy...
    Look again.
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    Funny... And the Irishman was third!!!

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