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    A smile for the weekend
    Some oldies but time of the week for a laugh!!!!!

    A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
    When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time . . .

    A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
    A spokesman for the channel said . . .
    'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

    My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70!!!
    I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.

    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
    She said, I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.
    So I bought her some scales.

    I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.

    Boom Boom!

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    Badda bing...!

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    I absolutely love it! Cheered my whole day, daiarian. Thanks so much for posting those!

    Gary
    Generate more fake news.

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    First Daily Chuckle since the 20th! Either everyone has been too full of Christmas cheer or you are all rolling in Q4 commissions?

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