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    Jane was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch
    in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
    ugly."

    Jane was furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home
    she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
    ugly."

    She was incredibly ticked now.

    The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really
    ugly."

    Jane decided to go into the store and told the manager that she would sue
    the store if they didn't do something about that rude bird. The store
    manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot
    didn't say it again.

    When Jane walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to
    her, "Hey lady."

    She paused and said, "Yes?"

    And the bird replied, "You know."

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    that's a good one Henry!

    thanks for the

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    The best jokes seem to be the ones that get you to come up with the punchline yourself.

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    Hillarious. Love this New joke section.

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