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November 5th, 2003, 07:17 PM #1
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- January 18th, 2005
After all of the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came
out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "What's with the blanks? I
had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
November 13th, 2003, 09:13 AM #2
It is a beautiful thing, to do nothing, and then rest afterwards.~Spanish Proverb
November 13th, 2003, 10:10 AM #3
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
November 13th, 2003, 10:38 AM #4
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- January 17th, 2005
<--- Me trying to understand my gf most of the time
<font size="1">There are two theories to arguing with a woman -- neither one works.</font>
November 13th, 2003, 10:52 AM #5