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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    Edmonton Canada
    A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the
    cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
    She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I
    have a question to ask you but I don't want to
    offend you."

    She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me.
    When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as
    long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
    just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
    you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
    kiss me."

    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
    about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you
    must be a Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I
    am single and I'm Catholic too!"

    The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."

    He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
    starts crying.

    "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you

    "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I
    must confess, I'm married and I'm a Baptist..........

    The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a
    Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."

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    Take care

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    January 18th, 2005
    My My My

    Gordon you need to get some...
    Or you are definetly in a mood!

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    ABW Ambassador Andy's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005

    I think I might have been at that party...


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