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November 14th, 2003, 12:44 PM #1
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the
cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I
have a question to ask you but I don't want to
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as
long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you
must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I
am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
"My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I
must confess, I'm married and I'm a Baptist..........
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a
Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
I got my parasiteware t-shirt
<font color=red size="1">All parasites are scumbags and should be treated as such....</font><font color=blue size="1">STAMP EM OUT!!!</font>
November 14th, 2003, 01:17 PM #2
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- January 18th, 2005
My My My
Gordon you need to get some...
Or you are definetly in a mood!
November 14th, 2003, 01:53 PM #3
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