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    My Dad sent this to me, so if anyone takes offense, it's his fault.

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    Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that
    crashed. They're up in heaven, and God is sitting on the great white
    throne.

    God addresses Al first.

    "Al, what do you believe in?"

    Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was
    your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

    God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at
    my left."

    God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

    Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never
    held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held
    against me."

    God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and
    sit at my right."

    God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

    "I believe you're in my chair! "

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    How true!

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    ROLMAO ...Bar joke of the week.

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