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    Pimp Duck popdawg's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    Take off eh?
    Just got this today and if there is one place that could use a few laughs it's here:

    You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.

    Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants.

    The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content.

    Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative!

    I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on I said, "Implants?"

    I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up fast.

    I have my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

    Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

    I got a sweater for Christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected!

    The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

    There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and dip-shit's.

    If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand THAT'S a message!

    I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

    Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.

    I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

    I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

    Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

    If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

    How come we choose from just two people to run for President and 50 for Miss America?

    Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

    Every time I walk into a singles bar, I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."

    Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

    Education is Key

    Game on!!!! - The DawgFather

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    Affiliate Addict Robert484848's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    Thanx Popdawg

    "I did'nt get where I'm at today by worrying about how I'm going to feel tomorrow."

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