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    ABW Ambassador erninator's Avatar
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    How to clean the toilet:

    1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self
    agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

    4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".)

    5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)

    6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!


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    Got to try that! Come'mer Demon!

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    WOW! That works great!
    I've never seen the bowl so sparkling clean. And now that the cat is dry, he looks good too!

    I think I'll cut a chunk of plywood to go over the tub and give that a shot

    Thanks for the great tip!


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    Even my dog loved the cat joke!!!


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    2005 Linkshare Golden Link Award Winner  ecomcity's Avatar
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    WW ...your dog wrote the joke..

    Mike & Charlie ...

    If they won't adopt and feed a bird ..flip them one! BBQ some Gator and remember to flush WhenU..

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