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    Subject: Snow
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    > Norman and his wife live up north.
    > One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer
    > say.
    > "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
    > You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the
    > snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
    >
    > A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says.
    > "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today.
    > You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the
    > snowplow can get
    > through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
    > The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
    > says.
    > "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today.
    > You must park..........." then the electric power goes out.
    > Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
    > "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
    park
    > on so the plow can get through?"
    >
    > With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married
    to
    > blondes exhibit,
    >
    > Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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    Excellent!

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    I just read this out to my blonde wife, she wasn't amused. I'm sure glad we don't get much snow out here.

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