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    January 17th, 2005
    ... just thought that I had to get on-line soon
    I gotta get connected before the day begins
    before my mother starts asking if I have friends
    Down to go and damn near went blind
    blue screen of death showed the sign
    Reached down the case, flipped the switch, fixed all my troubles with a couple of clicks
    Bailed on line, pointed my weapon
    Just as you thought, this fool kept steppin
    Jumped on the floor kicked the case on the side
    From doing a dance, the electric slide
    All 'cuz I let winamp play
    bumpin old stuff by NWA
    It was "Gangsta, Gangsta" on my playlist
    I played my own stuff, it goes somethin like this:
    Cruisin down the web with IE 6-0
    In my underwear, eatin' cheerios
    Wen't to the chatroom to get the scoop
    knuckleheads in there cold talkin some poop
    A window pops up, what can it be?
    Intrusive advertising, just for me!
    I closed down the window and started to say
    These pop-up advertisements are "stupid" lame

    Because the geeks on the 'net are always hard
    You come talkin that trash, we'll pull your card
    Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
    Don't quote me, boy, I ain't said shiit.

    (This is an original parody, I plan on hitting an open mic with it one of these days, just need a little more confidence)

    It's better to write something crappy that you can improve upon later than it is to write nothing. - Comedian Mike Myers

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    Join Date
    January 18th, 2005
    That gave the desired SMILE!

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